Welcome back to the one and only Calvin’s Captains – not a great week from the pirate as far as nailing the captains but we dust ourselves off and we go again.
Big thanks and cheers to those who signed up as a free member last week in our Patreon space. If you like what you see – join the fun for $10 a month which is $2.50 per week. Our MAY MADNESS continues and there is still some stuff dropping over the coming weeks…

🏴☠️ 1 – Grundy v GEEL
@ GMHBA, SAT 4:15pm
🐽 Form: 161, 54, 128, 116, 130, 130 and 137
🤷♂️ DNP Geelong last year
✅ Rucks v Geelong – Xerri 131, Sweet 101, Williams 115 and Jackson 135
👉 Only 4 rucks have hit 100 v Geelong this year, from 10 games, but most who have played against Edwards have been a two ruck set-up… just like Draper 76 and Fort 68 last week.
🏴☠️ 2 – Roberts v RICH
@ MCG, FRI 7:45pm
✅ Scored 120 and 108 last year
✅ Form: 101, 157 and 85
✅ DEF v RICH – 115, Wilkie 108… Milera 113 and Laird 110
✌️ Easy VC option
🏴☠️ 3 – Merrett v RICH
@ MCG, FRI 7:45pm
✅ RICH #2 easiest for MIDs
✅ Saints also had 7×100+ scores last week
⭐ Last five v RICH – 102, 149 109, 158 and 125
✅ Form: 96, 111 and 111
🏴☠️ 4 – Daicos v WCE
@ MCG, SAT 4:35pm
⭐ 137 against the Eagles last year and then…. 131, 114 and 126
🥇 Overall Fav team to play
✅ WCE #4 easiest for MIDs
🤷♂️ Form – 102 and 95
🏷️They tagged GWS last week
🏴☠️ 5 – Smith v SYD
@ GMHBA, SAT 4:15pm
⚒️ Built different
⭐ Form – 157, 127, 71, 107, 145
🐽 Baz has 7×120+ scores this year
🏟️ At home – 71, 145, 154 and 130 this year
❌ Swans #2 hardest team for MIDs
🏷️ James Jordon tag?
Thanks to everyone who signed up as a member last week to check out the work we do over in our Patreon space. Still some more stuff dropping over the coming weeks (see below) – so make sure you check out what all the fuss is about – and if you like what you see – join the fun for $10 A MONTH – bargain!!!
May 24th – LOCKOUT LIFT LIVE – 5pm show
May 28th – Cal’s Scale of Hardness




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The nerve of you guys to ask people to value the countless hours you put into this… despite still providing a free version.
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