Argg me hearties and fellow legends – welcome back to the GREATEST advice in all the land. This rum drinking pirate hit some winners last week and as you can see by my top-5… I’m seeing them like beachballs…. which is nice for a chance. Hopefully this form can carry over to my team actaully putting some points on the park sometime soon.

🍺 PERTH – STRAP IN! 🍺

In 2026, Calvin, Roy and Warnie celebrate 20 seasons of DT Talk! To celebrate, they’re hitting the road for the ‘world tour’… maybe not the whole world, but they’re heading to some of the places they love for some fun shows. Get along – we’d love to see you there.

Just like the Adelaide show we did recently, this one is likely to sell out – so if you are up for a little fun, maybe a beer and a chat about Fantasy and the laughs we have had over the last 20 years – make sure you get along and I’ll see you there – thanks legends.

🏴‍☠️ 1 – Grundy v WBD
@ Marvel, THURS 7:30pm

🐽 Form – 130, 130 and 137
⭐ Last three v WBD – 137, 109 and 119
✅ V Ruckless Dogs – Blicavs 93 and Meek 98
🏟️ At Marvel in 2025 – 126, 115 and 83

🏴‍☠️ 2 – Daicos v ESS
@ MCG, SAT 3:20pm

✅ Bombers the #2 easiest for MIDS
✅ Had 120 v Ess last year
⭐ Form: 128, 96 and 140
🏷️ Andy McGrath to tag?

🏴‍☠️ 3 – Merrett v COLL
@ MCG, SAT 3:20pm

⭐ Zach Vs Pies – 106, 120, 123, 146, 121 and 115
⭐ Hot form – 151, 109 and 122
✅ Walsh 107 v Coll last week

🏴‍☠️ 4 – Gawn v RICH
@ MCG, FRI 7:40pm

❌ Form – 93 and 108
✅ No Nank… Madden (111) v Ryan in Rd. 5
⭐ Last ANZAC Day games – 138 and 134

🏴‍☠️ 5 – Roberts v COLL
@ MCG, SAT 3:20pm

✅ Collingwood are #2 easiest for DEFs
✅ V Coll – Ryan 121, Zorko 116, Whitfield 129 and Ash 104
🐽  Form – 117, 164 and 136

💥 IMPORTANT FINDINGS 💥

Obviously – when I do my top-10, I look over all of the guns. Here is some things I found along the way that might interest you.

Whitfield and Ash v Kangaroos – Unbelievably, the Roos are their worst team to score against and last year (in Canberra) they only managed 91 and 29. Yep, this was Ash’s game where he had that 29. Interesting how this plays out – Roos are tough to score against and also expect Simpkin to hang around Callaghan.

Butters – 34 and 46 against Geelong last year and Mullin will be an issue after he dominated Bont (28pts) last week. Some might trade away from this.

Calvin

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