Welcome back to the one and only Calvin’s Captains – not a great week from the pirate as far as nailing the captains but we dust ourselves off and we go again.
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🏴☠️ 1 – Grundy v GEEL
@ GMHBA, SAT 4:15pm
🐽 Form: 161, 54, 128, 116, 130, 130 and 137
🤷♂️ DNP Geelong last year
✅ Rucks v Geelong – Xerri 131, Sweet 101, Williams 115 and Jackson 135
👉 Only 4 rucks have hit 100 v Geelong this year, from 10 games, but most who have played against Edwards have been a two ruck set-up… just like Draper 76 and Fort 68 last week.
🏴☠️ 2 – Roberts v RICH
@ MCG, FRI 7:45pm
✅ Scored 120 and 108 last year
✅ Form: 101, 157 and 85
✅ DEF v RICH – 115, Wilkie 108… Milera 113 and Laird 110
✌️ Easy VC option
🏴☠️ 3 – Merrett v RICH
@ MCG, FRI 7:45pm
✅ RICH #2 easiest for MIDs
✅ Saints also had 7×100+ scores last week
⭐ Last five v RICH – 102, 149 109, 158 and 125
✅ Form: 96, 111 and 111
🏴☠️ 4 – Daicos v WCE
@ MCG, SAT 4:35pm
⭐ 137 against the Eagles last year and then…. 131, 114 and 126
🥇 Overall Fav team to play
✅ WCE #4 easiest for MIDs
🤷♂️ Form – 102 and 95
🏷️They tagged GWS last week
🏴☠️ 5 – Smith v SYD
@ GMHBA, SAT 4:15pm
⚒️ Built different
⭐ Form – 157, 127, 71, 107, 145
🐽 Baz has 7×120+ scores this year
🏟️ At home – 71, 145, 154 and 130 this year
❌ Swans #2 hardest team for MIDs
🏷️ James Jordon tag?
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Take Archie Roberts 106 or go with Grundy/Naicos or Baz?
Ruck Pig
Waiting on champion data to actually give all the Roberts tackles to the correct bloke…1/5 tackles paid. Think redman got em all for having yellow boots
I think once the numbers go black, they never go back (or forward). 106 it is.
I’m holding for Naicos over Baz – suspect Jordan will limit Baz a little.
Merett in this week and christened with the VC is nice. Retschko scoring a ton has screwed my downgrade to Ison. Now scrambling for a red dot and bye plans a mess 😅
Not the worst problems to have though.
I got that 106 sitting on the bench, hopefully no tagging for Murdoch today
Bought Grundy in this week sorry everyone
Did the app just glitch with the dpps just been added beforethe round Finnish? Flanders is a tpp with defence added? And I have T.Murry added ruck status. Anyone else noticed this.