LAST WEEK’S TOP-10
🏴☠️ 1 – Noah Anderson 94 ❄️
🏴☠️ 2 – Zak Butters 144 💥
🏴☠️ 3 – Marcus Bontempelli 108 🤏
🏴☠️ 4 – Tim English 84 ❄️
🏴☠️ 5 – Connor Rozee 72* 🚑
🏴☠️ 6 – Harry Sheezel 128 🔥
🏴☠️ 7 – Jordan Dawson 119 ✅
🏴☠️ 8 – Max Gawn 127 🔥
🏴☠️ 9 – Lachie Whitfield 92 ❄️
🏴☠️ 10 – Christian Petracca 66* 🚑
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🏴☠️ 1 – Sheezel v ESS
@ Marvel, SAT 7:35pm
🤩 Essendon give up 1905 a game
🤩 Also… 5×100+ and 2×120+ a week
⭐ Sheez Vs Ess – 134, 119, 110
⭐ Scored 128 and 118 this year
🥇 Could be 180 here
🏴☠️ 2 – Ash v COLL
@ Marvel, FRI 7:40pm
✅ Coll #2 easiest for defenders
✅ 125 against the Magpies last year
⭐ Ash is coming off 137 and 136
🏟️ Marvel in 2025 – 136, 135, 107 and 114.
🏴☠️ 3 – Zorko v STK
@ Marvel, SAT 12:35pm
🐽 Coming off 121 and 142.
🏟️ At Marvel – 104 and 124 (against St Kilda)
✅ OR v STK – 141 (Josh D), 120 (Houston) and 119 (Maynard).
🏴☠️ 4 – Butters v WCE
@ Adelaide, SUN 12:30pm
⭐ 144 last week (91 after Rozee injury)
✅ 125 on the Eagles last year
🏟️ Last 5 at AO – 144, 152, 122, 115, 125
🏷️ Rozee out, moves up the tag line
🏴☠️ 5 – Daicos v GWS
@ Marvel, FRI 7:40pm
⭐ Coming off 127 and 136
❌ GWS his #2 worst team
🏷️ Tagged to 60 last year
✅ Vs GWS in R1 – Bont 135, Libba 122 and Kennedy
🏟️ At Marvel – 137, 102 and 129
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Cheers Cal. A good cheat sheet every week..
no mention of xerri = you amateur clavin
i bet your captain is Duigan..muppet
maybe learn to spell before you send your next message.
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I hope Muppet had Xerri LOL
This aged deliciously
muppet humbled
Darcy Cameron is my unique and may VC this one 116 Avg vs GWS
Is there a worry with old mate Steene in?