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🏴☠️ 1 – Anderson v WCE
@ PFS, SUN 6:10pm
✅ Scored 100 last week but kicked 1.4 goals.
✅ Easy match-up
🐽 Vs Eagles in the AAMI – Butters 152 and Rozee 149
✅ Anderson scored 117 last year
🏟️ Lowest score of 106 in his last five games at home
🏴☠️ 2 – Whitfield v WBD
@ Marvel, SAT 1:15pm
✅ Zorko (142) last week v Dogs
✅ Whitfield Vs Dogs – 118, 117, 147, 100, 134 and 130
✅ Easy fav team!
🤷♂️ Only had 87 last week
🏟️ Marvel in 2025 – 118, 109 and 80
🏴☠️ 3 – English v GWS
@ Marvel, SAT 1:15pm
✅ Safe option – 108 last week and 131 in the AAMI
🏟️ Averaged 122 in his last ten games at Marvel
⭐ Scored 129 and 124 v Briggs last year
🏴☠️ 4 – Gawn v StK
@ MCG, SUN 3:15pm
🏟️ Averaged 117 at MCG in his last 12 games.
✅ The Saints give up plenty of points
✅ Cameron had 112 v TDK last week
🏴☠️ 5 – Sinclair v MELB
@ MCG, SUN 3:15pm
🐽 The role is beautiful
✅ AAMI game v Melb – defenders scored well
⭐ Sinclair – 122 last week and 149 in the AAMI
✅ He scored 125 and 112 on the Demons last year
🚩 CAL’S CONCERNS 🚩
Errol Gulden – Lions are tough. At the SCG though so that helps – Gulden has scored 93, 92 and 113 in his last three against them.
Sam Walsh – Hasn’t hit 100 in this round one game against the Tigers…. ever. He’s fitter now and flying.
Marcus Bontempelli – Hasn’t hit 100 against the Giants in his last five games. Usually get tagged from Bedford and Ward, but obviously that won’t be happening this time around.
Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera – Melbourne have Langdon and will use him if Nasiah gets off the hook. His recent scores against the Demons are 147, 117, 108 and 130 – huge. Tipping he gets tagged like last week, they’d be silly not to try at least.
Dayne Zorko – Could he cop the James Jordon tag after his 142 last week? Could happen!
Andrew Brayshaw – Got tagged last year to 95 and O’Connor (or even Mullin) could have the role again. Serong and Young also targets. O’Connor was used last week against the Suns.
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What about Nick Daicos?
Only have Whitfield and Eroyl out of those, Going for Daixos C with Jagga VC.
No love for butters against north in his final contract year?
Butters or Daicos? Or a cheeky petracca v eagles?
If you didn’t go naicos you have 66.66666etc of my problem, good luck.
DT talk has definitely deteriorated since they want more money for their pints !!!
Wrong!
Content has got bigger and better on Patreon with less F#uckheads well worth the 33c a day!
Good Luck in 2026
Imagine finding a way to spend money on a free game.
You pay for Onlyfan’s i pay to watch Cal drink beer and eat hot chilli.
6/7
Good Luck in 2027
nahhh this guys an ancient fuq and he thinks typing 6/7 is funny. poor cripple
Your immaturity and lack of social skills are why i pay the 33c a day :)
Good Luck in 2028
yeah you tell em boss.
good luck in 2029
i speak english champ, what is this load of shit ahahahaha.
Cripple is a terrible thing to say. Imagine how ppl with disabilities feel. You should be banned
i agree!
Cheers Calvin
Hi kitty, been a while, been banged up and only just got rolling on lockout day yet going surprisingly good so far (probably due to not overthinking).
Anyway what do you reckon, Butters, tracca or Stinclair for C, had it on all 3 and just can’t decide then figured “why not ask the watermelon helmeted kitty?”.
I see that the helmet is much more business now but I’d really appreciate your call to break the deadlock in my cephalopod brain.
No pressure either, what will be will be, that’s why I’m here!
It’s out of Butters and Stinky.
I think it will be close so really will be no bad choice. 10-20 points in round 1 is nothing.
Good Luck in 2026
Haven’t checked but I know it was on one of them last time I logged off, that’s where it shall stay.
Thanks CW.
Good luck in 2027!
Start running Butter mouse :)
Good Luck in 2027
Butters, although it didn’t work out too well.
And yep, no melon head this season, probably a space helmet next, being a space cadet and headed all the way up!
Thanks kitty, fortunately when I logged on I had Sinclair C and had decided to stick with what I had per above, hope you have a good one.