Hit and miss – hit and miss… that’s the way it has been all year for this pirate. As you can see from last week, yep… once again I hit a few rippers but the ones at the top failed me. Rowan Marshall missing training rattled me but this week I am staying strong…
🏴☠️ 1 – Max Holmes 85 ❄️
🏴☠️ 2 – Brodie Grundy 83 ❄️
🏴☠️ 3 – Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera 118 ✅
🏴☠️ 4 – Max Gawn 121 🔥
🏴☠️ 5 – Bailey Smith 120 🔥
🏴☠️ 6 – Rowan Marshall 135 💥
🏴☠️ 7 – Jordan Dawson 147 💥
🏴☠️ 8 – Nick Daicos 88 ❄️
🏴☠️ 9 – Marcus Bontempelli 120 🔥
🏴☠️ 10 – Jack Sinclair 146 💥
🏴☠️ 1 – Marshall v ESS
@ Marvel, FRI 7:20pm
✅ Ess #1 easy for rucks
⭐ Coming off 135 and 142 (with Heath)
✅ Recent v Goldy – Blicavs 98, Grundy 150 and English 101
🪇 Alex Dodson debuting…
🏴☠️ 2 – Nasiah v ESS
@ Marvel, FRI 7:20pm
✅ Ess are #3 easiest for MIDs
✅ Had 113 against them last year
⭐ Hot form – 118, 108, 147 and 151
🏟️ Averages 116 at Marvel this year
🏴☠️ 3 – English v WCE
@ Marvel, SUN 4:40pm
✅ WCE #3 easy for rucks
✅ Scores v Flynn this year – Xerri 111, Gawn 158, Meek 131 and Witts 125
⭐ Averaging 115 in his last ten games
🏴☠️ 4 – Bont v WCE
@ Marvel, SUN 4:40pm
✅ WCE #2 easy for MIDs
✅ Dawson huge last week = 147
🏟️ Averages 132 in last five at Marvel
🤷♂️ Trust levels?
🏴☠️ 5 – Sheezel v RICH
@ Ninja, SUN 1:10pm
✅ Rich #1 easiest team for MID
✅ Averaging 110 in his last five games
🥷 At Ninja – 103 (this year) and 123, 118, 106, 125 (2024)
🏷️ TAG ALERTS 🏷️
🚨 ZAK BUTTERS – we’re 99.9% certain he’ll cop attention from Cooper Lord who has done a number on Serong and Anderson in recent weeks holding them under 70. Big concerns considering he was tagged to under 40 very recently.
🚨 BAILEY SMITH – Tough to read but maybe he’s the front runner for the James Jordan tag. Obviously he has Max Holmes with him, who could also be a target, but if you’re a punting man… it could very well be Baz!
🚨 CHAD WARNER – Mullin might have him in his sights, but it could also be Isaac Heeney at the same time. Heeney would kill him up forward if that happened, so I’m more thinking it goes to Chad instead…. or maybe even a defender could cop it?
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People couldn’t possibly still be taking this guys advice…….Surely
Sincerely from the rest of us
Buzz off
Marcus! Find a new hobby, mate.
Love your work Calvin, we appreciate it
I follow Reece C weekly hasnt gone sub 100 in 3 + years :) GET AROUND IT TOOT TOOT!
I wish Reece entered in the Captains Challenge. At least we could see his tips (and keep him to account … I think he says this stuff each week without any evidence).
Marshall 121 should I take it or roll into Bont?
Every day of the week!
Big concerns over Butters. I also see Calvin the Soft Munk traded him out for Dunkley. The second last game of the year Traded for a lower score. Maybe you should of brought C Oliver in your Team. At least he scored even higher. I’ve been asking for ages when are you going to stop telling people you an expert. Maybe you don’t know the meaning of an expert. Which is understandable.
Big concerns over the welfare of yourself. go shutup and cry me a river in your bedroom where your team is probably shit. cheers boss