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Calvin’s Captains – Rd. 13

Round 13 is unlucky for some… but not when we have another LOOP HOLE. Bang!

Round 13 is unlucky for some but this week we have another Loop Hole. So, let’s get busy and check out my best VC options heading into the Thursday night game. In order, for how I would pick them


Why not let the pig out of the pen on Thursday night? I will be.

His form has been amazing with scores of 117, 103, 124, 123 and 117 over the last 5 weeks. He averages 118 at Domian Stadium in his last 3 runs there and the Dockers are one of his favourite teams to score against. He only scored 97 on the Dockers last year but over his career against them, he has some monster scores that included 125, 131, 158 ad 178… easily worthy of a VC.


On form, he’s ranked at #6 over his last three weeks, averaging 122. He managed only 64 last year against the Pies, but their midfield can give up quite a few points on their day. He might get a soft tag from Jack Cripps, but Ross Lyon would prefer a Pendlebury/Fyfe battle, similar to the Dangerfield one a few rounds back. Bucks might disagree.


Pendles has scored 101 and 119 in his last two games and posted a very nice 122 on Freo last year and 92, 145 and 117 prior to that. He’ll thrive on the Fyfe battle, if it goes ahead.


Mundy averages 105 at Domian Stadium in 2015 but has only averaged 90 in his last 3 games this year. He has scored 99 and 92 in his last 2 games against the Pies and if you Pies bleed points this week, Mundy might be cashing in.


This year, Neale has pumped out some big numbers of 162, 151, 131 and 125. He has the potential to be a great VC on his day, and we need to remember…. This is a free hit, so now is the time to be gutsy.

Michael Barlow – has great numbers against the Pies with scores of 134, 100 and 120 in his last 3 against them. But he’s averaged 78 in his last 3 this year and can’t be trusted with any form of VC or C at the moment.

Steele Sidebottom – 84 on the Dockers last year and just 89 and 62 in the last two weeks. Find someone else based on these numbers.


So if your VC is a flop, you’ll need one of these guys to save the day. These are much better options than previous weeks, so this makes my ‘bench mark’ number a little higher in Rd. 13, meaning if the VC’s score is  less than 110… I’ll be picking one of these guys.

#1 – DAVID ARMITAGE v Bulldogs @ Etihad

Why wouldn’t you go him? The man hasn’t done much wrong this year. He scored 144 (45d) earlier this year against the Bulldogs that saw them give up 4×120+ scores. He scored 75 last game (no marks), his first blunder in the last 10 games and is an easy choice at #1 here.

#2 – DYSON HEPPELL v Hawthorn @ the MCG

Did you know that the Hawks have actually given up more 100+ scores in the last two weeks than the Lions? Amazingly true, 11 to 8. Heppell scored a game high 129 on them earlier this year and has even posted 132 and 111 in his last two games. TICK

#3 – JACK STEVEN v Bulldogs @ Etihad Stadium

He scored 93 in his last game, his lowest score in his last 7 runs this year. He posted 142 on the Doggies this year and has form and history on his side this week.

#4 – PATRICK CRIPPS v Gold Coast @ Etihad Stadium

Gold Coast. Do I need to say anymore about a team that has given up 23×100+ scores in their last 3 games? Cripps had 128 last week and will be great again. Back the kid in for what seems like another 120+.

#5 – RORY SLOANE v Brisbane @ the GABBA

Rory scored a career high 160 against the Lions last year at the GABBA and bounced back to form last week with 109. Macrae (120) and Dahlhaus (108) got the points last week against them and Rory will this week.



Dayne Beams v Adelaide @ the GABBA – ranked #3 on points over his last 3 games averaging 126 and posted 113 and109 on the Crows last year. But… although the Hawks beat the Crows last week, Adelaide only gave them 2×100+ scores. He’ll still be fine, but misses out because of this reason.

Luke Hodge v Essendon @ the MCG –  111 against the Bombers in Rd.2 and scored 97, 113 and 131 in his last 3 this year.

Stefan Martin v Adelaide @ the GABBA – scored his equal best score EVER of 123 against Sam Jacobs last year and should be solid again.

Jack Macrae v St Kilda @ Etihad Stadium – scored 90 against the Saints earlier this year but was dropped the  next week after using the ball at only 58%. Has scored 120 (71%)  and 130 (54%) in his last two runs and is back firing but not using the ball the best. Hopefully enough though not to be dropped again.

Hannebery and Dusty would be my in this list and why I rate them, but not enough to make the top 5 is outlined below.

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Luke Parker had 120 last week and has scored well on the Tigers in the past with 116 and 102. My issue here is the fact that Parker averages just 71 at the SCG this year, compared to 113 everywhere else. On the other hand, Hannebery is a top option though. He loves the SCG and has scored 133, 143 and 111 there this year. He had 93 last week and was actually averaging 128 in 3 games leading into that. He had 143 last year against the Tigers, so why isn’t he in the top 5. Richmond just don’t give up points like they have in the past. It’s too risky.

Dustin Martin has been in ripping form with 150 and 142 over the last two weeks, he has scored 90, 128 and 112 against the Swans in his last 3. Brandon Ellis might be ok too, as he goes for his 5th straight 100+ score this week. But this is my issue here… the Swans have only given up 5×100+ scores over the last 3 weeks and it’s just too risky at the SCG. CC13top5  



  1. Warnie


    June 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm

    In before the Titchers get here.


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      Albert Lloyd

      June 25, 2015 at 1:46 am

      Since when can you post gifs in the comments??

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      June 28, 2015 at 11:44 am

      You didn’t mention Titchell. Is it maybe because he’s capable of putting up a 48 and being subbed out? Too bad I didn’t listen to you.

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    Fat Knife

    June 24, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    Who is Jack Cripps? lol

    Swan looks destined to post the typical awkward VC score- like 108 or something.

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      Worth While

      June 24, 2015 at 7:05 pm


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        Worth While

        June 24, 2015 at 7:06 pm

        Apologies for being so dry, only just saw the lol.

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      Fat Knife

      June 25, 2015 at 10:57 pm

      Sometimes I just impress myself immensely.

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    Fat Knife

    June 24, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    I’m going Miley Cyrus vs the Suns

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      Worth While

      June 24, 2015 at 7:07 pm

      I’d captain an animal against the Suns if it was possible – wouldn’t even need to be human and it’d still get 110+.

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        June 25, 2015 at 9:48 am

        Unless your Barlow, then you would get a 54 sigh..

  4. Stuart


    June 24, 2015 at 6:55 pm

    Hard to take the C off Dusty after last week, going at 1.58ppm last two games

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    June 24, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    How but Kade Simpson for a sneaky Captain. Putting the VC on Lachie Neale for sure. 150+ Pew pew pew

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    Worth While

    June 24, 2015 at 7:08 pm

    Top effort Calvin! I’ve had the C on Patty Cripps since Sunday night. Did you know the boy averages 132.5 when Carlton wins? He is a fair dinkum captain choice this week.

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    June 24, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    Even though Cripps is a gun and could score 120+ I think it’s a bit of a wasted spot in your top five. Way too risky for my liking and I don’t think many people would be risking the c on a guy that has scored a couple 50’s and 60’s. I’ll be going Heppel (c) and Swan (VC) I think he’s got a much higher ceiling than Fyfe even though I love Fyfe so much.

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    June 24, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    Adams will wear my VC tomorrow night with Hodge backing up with the C… Fingers well and truly crossed for Adams to go big again!

  9. Nick


    June 24, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    Surely Cripps is too risky to be a top 5 captain?

    Yes, I know he scored 128 last week, and scored 137(!) in Carlton’s other win, but that is a tiny sample size…

  10. Calvin


    June 24, 2015 at 7:30 pm


    Only has 1×100+ against the Lions in his career 8 games. His worst team to play with a career avg of 67. Better than what that suggests but still ugly numbers.

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    June 24, 2015 at 8:26 pm

    Can i please ask what Tom Mitchell has to do to get himself a GOD DAMN MENTION!????

    you will RUE this day Calvin!!!!

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      June 24, 2015 at 8:29 pm

      lest you forget the last time you ignored the TITCH only to see him respond with 33 touches 8 tackles and 131 SPORTS POINTS! THERE IS BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS CALVIN!!

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      June 26, 2015 at 10:03 pm

      It seems to me that if you really made him captain that you will rue this day

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    June 24, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    ^classic Titcher behaviour

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      Albert Lloyd

      June 25, 2015 at 1:48 am

      The Ticher 3: Huge Ton Hunt

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    June 24, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    The other thing was Cripps is this year at Etihad he has scores of 64 and 59

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      June 24, 2015 at 8:54 pm

      And that is where they are playing the suns

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    June 24, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    I can’t believe it!!!! After several weeks in this shipwreck of a season of not having any of Calvin’s captain choices in my team, I actually have all 5 of this week’s VC choices. Tho, to bring me back to reality, I have only one of his captain choices.

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    June 24, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    Why no Taylor Adams in the VC?

    Had a week off in R3 – scored 127 the next week.
    Had a week off in R10 – scored 1466 the next week.
    Had a week off in R12 – will score 150+ the next week.

    You heard it here first. Adams will be the highest scoring player in tomorrow night’s match.

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      June 24, 2015 at 9:58 pm


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      Albert Lloyd

      June 25, 2015 at 1:50 am

      My favourite score was the 1466, just edging the 127.

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      June 25, 2015 at 10:48 pm

      Well done.

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        June 25, 2015 at 10:56 pm

        Thank you my good man.

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    June 24, 2015 at 10:41 pm

    Lewis will probably go 130+ the week u leave him out

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      June 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

      Would be nice even if not on C, since getting him after his suspension he has been very disappointing!

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    Albert Lloyd

    June 24, 2015 at 11:49 pm

    So. Many. VC. Options.

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    June 25, 2015 at 8:04 am

    A roughie…………Sandilands.

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    Statutory Apes

    June 25, 2015 at 9:38 am

    Reason why titchell didn’t get a mention this week is because they’re playing the tiges.. They seem to be one of the best defensive sides and don’t leak too many fantasy points.. He’ll definitely get a mention if he can gun this week.

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    June 25, 2015 at 11:57 am

    Never before has Calvin given a rookie a spot in the top 5 this easily…. Very interesting….

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    June 25, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    I’m a nasty devil, I’ve actually been watching the Sydney games to see Mitchell play a horrible game and get dropped again, And then watch everybody have to waste a trade. haha… I was scared to select him after last year, and this year I am petrified as I’ve not had the best 5 weeks, Didn’t want to take that risk haha!

  22. Fooz


    June 25, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    Hmm. Neale 120. Looks like I might have to take that score… Right on the cusp isn’t it…

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