Dr Dream Team is a FRAUD

Ah, hello there… Albert Lord here, PhD DT. I’m here to discuss this fraud that is all over our computer screens.

The man in question is this Dr Dream Team character.

This man has been posting on the AFL website, Twitter and Facebook about Dream Team. He is the AFL’s expert in Dream Team. He has be going at it for a couple of years now with basically no success and very odd articles that often have no point (remember his article about rounding off).

Only this year he has added his “PhD (AFL)” to his title despite writing for the last couple of seasons. What a clown. I was at the Dream Team University with this muppet and while I was doing my best with the ladies on pub night, he was still working out the difference in points between a kick and a handball. Honestly!

The big Today Tonight revelation here is that the Dean of the Uni (we called him Coxy) had various meetings with Dr DT which resulted in an IQ test and subsequent dismissal from the course. So he didn’t even graduate… let alone do his doctorate.

Fraud.

Now while he may have been bluffing all of his followers with his back to back 2150+ scores and ranking inside the top 2000, he has shown this weekend why he indeed didn’t graduate. As ANYONE who knows anything about Dream Team, you can’t get points if you aren’t playing. North Melbourne have the bye this round yet the so called PhD left Drew Petrie on the ground. Now this wouldn’t be disastrous, but his emergency is follow Kangaroo Cam Richardson. All this with Brandon Matera and Dion Prestia sitting on the pine.

Rookie error!

Now that is off my chest, I am going back to working on my formula to gain maximum points from these multi-bye rounds. Just remember, there is only one PhD DT!