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Grunner’s Round 7 Dream Team Song: Hallelujah

DT getting you down? Try and look on the bright side… if that is possible. Our mate in Finland, Grunner, has something special for Round 7. He’s grabbed the guitar and knocked out another belter!

I heard there was a man named Luke
Whose 08 premiership was a fluke
and in 09 you gave us plenty of grief didn’t ya ?
well we heard from back to mid you’d shift
And in 2010 we wanted a lift
And as Hodge racks em up we sing hallelujah!

Hallelujah…

well our faith was weak and we needed proof
to see if you’d go all aloof
your beauty was doin’ nothing for you
But you haven’t hit anyone with a good right hook
broken a skull or given a dirty look
And for Barry not being suspended, hallelujah

Hallelujah…

Many have been in the boat before
Told they’re too old and shown the door
Much like an ugly stripper at a bucks do
And like said stripper, we didn’t pay much
And DT points you’ve racked up a bunch
For Barlow and J Pod we sing, hallelujah

Hallelujah…

Well on Thursday’s is when we all know
Who is in the teams and who will go
And see if your opposition has any donuts
but by the time Saturday rolled around
My opposition captain went to ground
and personally for Ablett’s hami, hallelujah

Hallelujah…

Well, maybe there’s a god above
And has sent Warndawg a true love
a man that can really do it for ya
And if you hear a cry at night
it’s not someone who’s seen the light
It’s Warnie dreaming of Giansiracusa

Siracusa, Giansiracusa, Siracusa, Giansiracusa,

Co-captain of DT Talk since inception in 2007. Finally had a good season with an overall ranking of 137th for 2018... next goal is to replace the dirty old trucker hat with an AFL Fantasy one! Follow on Twitter: @WarnieDT

55 Comments

55 Comments

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    bob

    May 9, 2010 at 10:35 am

    that put a tear to my eye

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    Frank Ricard

    May 9, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I love you grunners, in a totally non homo kind of way, keep em coming. AWESOME.

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    wenin

    May 9, 2010 at 11:16 am

    What’s with the half beard half scruff?

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      sPOrTz dOgg

      May 9, 2010 at 11:25 am

      Yeah and grow some eyebrows along with a sack.

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      grunner

      May 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm

      It’s cold in Finland mate. Every bit helps.

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    adelaidecrow

    May 9, 2010 at 11:27 am

    allways look fed to your work grunner….love the warnie,gia bit(-:

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    the zohan

    May 9, 2010 at 11:29 am

    that was awesome mate

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    clarkie

    May 9, 2010 at 11:38 am

    gold ! that was awesome mate :)

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    Going Alright

    May 9, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Great Work.

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    Willpies

    May 9, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Are u Aussie grunner?

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      grunner

      May 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Sure am mate. Been living in Finland for 5 years though. Am I losing my accent?

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        Shazzam

        May 9, 2010 at 8:15 pm

        Na just your tan.

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          grunner

          May 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm

          I am already incredibly pale, but the webcam seems to make it worse. Oh well, not too many ladies on here to impress anyway.

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    Braky

    May 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    brilliant

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    PieMan

    May 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    that was good :)

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    will

    May 9, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    yes im the one who payed you out about always commenting first but ill give credit where its due , you could possibly go further if you wanted …..

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      grunner

      May 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Cheers Will.

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    steakandbeers

    May 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    haha, not bad mate

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    Mucho-grande

    May 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Good on ya Grunner….look at my avatar….you can touch my guns

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      grunner

      May 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Touched and enjoyed.

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    Joel333

    May 9, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Superstar of his generation, Modern day Anzac, Grunner!!

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    Calvin

    May 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    ha ha – best one I reckon you’ve done boss!
    Bloody tops!!

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      grunner

      May 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm

      Cheers Calvin.

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    jim cowski

    May 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    great stuff

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    chiinchilla

    May 9, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    gold mate!

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    haha

    May 9, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    pure gold, grunner is a dttalk legend!

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    Nathan

    May 9, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Magnificent work!

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    Jack

    May 10, 2010 at 1:24 am

    Now there should be a sequal.

    Riewoldt did a hamstring
    Ablett pulled a sicky
    Seaby u prick fuck yah

    it goes like this
    Volt out for Brennan
    then he’s injures
    now who for Brennan
    Fuck these injuries halliluyah

    Fuck My Dt Fuck My Dt Fuck My Dt Fuck Myyyy Deeee Teee

    Well somethink like that maybe better

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    barca

    May 10, 2010 at 4:09 am

    Top job Grunner mate, except for the iPod, everytime he fucks me over I think back to not pulling the trigger on hitchcock :'(

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    sups

    May 10, 2010 at 9:29 am

    genius. good stuff

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    WestAussie1

    May 10, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Love it. You got a great voice. Thanks.

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    Robbie

    May 10, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Grunner you are a star, wish you could play some DT songs at my wedding!

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    makingmemark

    May 10, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Grunner, of all your songs, Alex’s videos and related material like the Hitler video, that has brought DT material to a whole new level. The AFL should be buying this now and using it for marketing! (Although Buckley’s copyright might stop it from becoming as famous as it should) – makingmemark

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      Jeff Buckley's Ghost

      May 10, 2010 at 3:40 pm

      It’s not buckleys copyright stamp, its Leonard Cohen, but he’s pretty sweet about changin verses, there are hudnered of difernet verses that have been recorded and sung. He just get’s royalites.

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    Leigh (aka Cousins Coke n Ice)

    May 10, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Seriously good work Grunner! Loved it!

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    Fraser

    May 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    that was freakin awesome!!! keep up the good work and hopefully there is more to come

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    Spector

    May 10, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Hahahaha last verse was gold!!!

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    Arnie

    May 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Gold

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    orbs

    May 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Great stuff grunner, even a few shivers. Sang the song a treat.
    Keep em coming.

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    gammin

    May 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    im writing my own, check the lyrics see if you have any tips!

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    gammin

    May 11, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    TO THE TUNE OF GREENDAY GOOD RIDDANCE (TIME OF YOUR LIFE)

    Another dt season, a long and lonely road
    can be unforgiving like the career of trent Croad
    so take the late withdrawels and dont ask why
    the biggest lesson is to pick up ballentyneee

    Its so dam unpredictable, and nothing will go right
    I hope you have the time of your life

    so take the tipets, the dangers and rid them of your mind
    get them off the field and bench all in good time
    Abetts form and barry not being on triall
    for what its worth, the voldt went out in styleee

    Its so dam unpredictableand nothing will go right
    i hope you have the time of your life (x3)

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      grunner

      May 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm

      Looks pretty good. Maybe changing hope you had the time of your life part a little more to suit DT. Look forward to hearing it.

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        gammin

        May 11, 2010 at 9:57 pm

        thanks mate, your the inspirtation!

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          DT KING

          May 11, 2010 at 9:58 pm

          I think those lyrics look golden, maybe the dttalk bouts should run a comp on these songs?

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    nsanity

    May 11, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    very touching…makes you appreciate all the good things about DT

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    Ravalle

    May 11, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Bloody hell really talented people give me the shits!!!!! lol great job mate……HEY question are you the bloke that phoned from Finland into Hamish And Andys beach party (radio show)……you may have no idea what I am on about but…….

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      grunner

      May 11, 2010 at 8:50 pm

      Thanks. Yeah, no idea mate.

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    Money Sharks

    May 11, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    Mate absolute gold , this is the best one so far ! Keep them coming and thanks a bundle dude

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    Money Sharks

    May 11, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    How is your team going this year Grunner ??

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      grunner

      May 12, 2010 at 7:39 pm

      Average to say the least. Got into the top 10,000 last week, but had a shocker that put me out to 14,000.

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    demonchris

    May 12, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    great work grunner.. what are the chords mate? also.. need a capo?
    cheers buddy

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    Nicko

    May 12, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Great work Grunner.

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