Grunner’s Round 7 Dream Team Song: Hallelujah

I heard there was a man named Luke
Whose 08 premiership was a fluke
and in 09 you gave us plenty of grief didn’t ya ?
well we heard from back to mid you’d shift
And in 2010 we wanted a lift
And as Hodge racks em up we sing hallelujah!


well our faith was weak and we needed proof
to see if you’d go all aloof
your beauty was doin’ nothing for you
But you haven’t hit anyone with a good right hook
broken a skull or given a dirty look
And for Barry not being suspended, hallelujah


Many have been in the boat before
Told they’re too old and shown the door
Much like an ugly stripper at a bucks do
And like said stripper, we didn’t pay much
And DT points you’ve racked up a bunch
For Barlow and J Pod we sing, hallelujah


Well on Thursday’s is when we all know
Who is in the teams and who will go
And see if your opposition has any donuts
but by the time Saturday rolled around
My opposition captain went to ground
and personally for Ablett’s hami, hallelujah


Well, maybe there’s a god above
And has sent Warndawg a true love
a man that can really do it for ya
And if you hear a cry at night
it’s not someone who’s seen the light
It’s Warnie dreaming of Giansiracusa

Siracusa, Giansiracusa, Siracusa, Giansiracusa,


  • that put a tear to my eye

  • I love you grunners, in a totally non homo kind of way, keep em coming. AWESOME.

  • What’s with the half beard half scruff?

  • allways look fed to your work grunner….love the warnie,gia bit(-:

  • that was awesome mate

  • gold ! that was awesome mate :)

  • Great Work.

  • Are u Aussie grunner?

    • Sure am mate. Been living in Finland for 5 years though. Am I losing my accent?

      • Na just your tan.

        • I am already incredibly pale, but the webcam seems to make it worse. Oh well, not too many ladies on here to impress anyway.

  • brilliant

  • that was good :)

  • yes im the one who payed you out about always commenting first but ill give credit where its due , you could possibly go further if you wanted …..

  • haha, not bad mate

  • Good on ya Grunner….look at my avatar….you can touch my guns

  • Superstar of his generation, Modern day Anzac, Grunner!!

  • ha ha – best one I reckon you’ve done boss!
    Bloody tops!!

  • great stuff

  • gold mate!

  • pure gold, grunner is a dttalk legend!

  • Magnificent work!

  • Now there should be a sequal.

    Riewoldt did a hamstring
    Ablett pulled a sicky
    Seaby u prick f**k yah

    it goes like this
    Volt out for Brennan
    then he’s injures
    now who for Brennan
    Fuck these injuries halliluyah

    Fuck My Dt Fuck My Dt Fuck My Dt Fuck Myyyy Deeee Teee

    Well somethink like that maybe better

  • Top job Grunner mate, except for the iPod, everytime he f**ks me over I think back to not pulling the trigger on hitchcock :'(

  • genius. good stuff

  • Love it. You got a great voice. Thanks.

  • Grunner you are a star, wish you could play some DT songs at my wedding!

  • Grunner, of all your songs, Alex’s videos and related material like the Hitler video, that has brought DT material to a whole new level. The AFL should be buying this now and using it for marketing! (Although Buckley’s copyright might stop it from becoming as famous as it should) – makingmemark

    • It’s not buckleys copyright stamp, its Leonard Cohen, but he’s pretty sweet about changin verses, there are hudnered of difernet verses that have been recorded and sung. He just get’s royalites.

  • Seriously good work Grunner! Loved it!

  • that was freakin awesome!!! keep up the good work and hopefully there is more to come

  • Hahahaha last verse was gold!!!

  • Great stuff grunner, even a few shivers. Sang the song a treat.
    Keep em coming.

  • im writing my own, check the lyrics see if you have any tips!


    Another dt season, a long and lonely road
    can be unforgiving like the career of trent Croad
    so take the late withdrawels and dont ask why
    the biggest lesson is to pick up ballentyneee

    Its so dam unpredictable, and nothing will go right
    I hope you have the time of your life

    so take the tipets, the dangers and rid them of your mind
    get them off the field and bench all in good time
    Abetts form and barry not being on triall
    for what its worth, the voldt went out in styleee

    Its so dam unpredictableand nothing will go right
    i hope you have the time of your life (x3)

    • Looks pretty good. Maybe changing hope you had the time of your life part a little more to suit DT. Look forward to hearing it.

  • very touching…makes you appreciate all the good things about DT

  • Bloody hell really talented people give me the shits!!!!! lol great job mate……HEY question are you the bloke that phoned from Finland into Hamish And Andys beach party (radio show)……you may have no idea what I am on about but…….

  • Mate absolute gold , this is the best one so far ! Keep them coming and thanks a bundle dude

  • How is your team going this year Grunner ??

    • Average to say the least. Got into the top 10,000 last week, but had a shocker that put me out to 14,000.

  • great work grunner.. what are the chords mate? also.. need a capo?
    cheers buddy

  • Great work Grunner.