Well, here I am sitting watching the Hawks pathetic performance against what I would describe as one of the worst AFL team ever to run onto the MCG. Despite the fact that I am Hawks supporter I am spewing that my latest edition “Buddy” Franklin is sitting on 52 as captain. That sounds alright Chop… Well not if it’s already been doubled Buddy you tool shiner…
I know that Warnie has been hurt by a lot of forwards this week with worst being Brett Burton.. 99, 99, 99, 139 and then 20… nice work “Turd” Man.
Andrew McLeod played more like one of his daughters on the weekend and he is fairly and squarely placed acrossed the chopping block… My one saving grace is that I wasn’t as stupid as Warnie and traded out Cyril Rioli for Paul Chapman who decided he would rather park his fat arse in the stands and chow into a four’n twenty.
Who else has let you down? Lets us know, cos I need someone to Chop…
Round One fo the AFL posed many questions and I must admit that I was licking my lips at the potential Chops that I could make for the upcoming show… never in my DT career have I seen so many players underperform… High priced players and even rookies who promised so much during the pre-season…
How on earth did Jake King have 24 touches and only get 80 points… too many handballs toolshiner…
Brad Symes 6 free kicks against… you have got to be kidding me
Barry Hall… 48 points and still refuses to catch the bloody ball properly
Brett Deledio… starting in the pocket with that ridiculous hair cut
Craig Bird… looking like a fish out of water or an asian chicken with a case of the bird flu… thanks Tit-ed
Jason Gram… 26 points and you’re over 300k… Buddy’s better value
Brett Stanton… Tagged out of the game… bloody Brady Rawlings
So many options and only one chop… who will it be??? Write in and give me your suggestions are there any that I’ve missed????? There were a lot of bad DT’ers on the weekend… let me know what you think.
For those new to the DT Talk experience, there is a masked man who has a massive chip on his shoulder and tells it like it is for his under performing Dream Team players. To learn more about this DT enigma, watch his highlights from the 2007 season below!
Watch out AFL players… Chop and the Chopping Block will be back in 2008!
Firstly just let me start by saying how disgusted I am with the amount of merchandise the dttalk boys have sold. I know that they said that the stubbie holders were selling like hot cakes…. Well, I’ve got news for you Walter Concrights……. they aren’t.
Where else would you find a kick arse $10 present for all the secret santas that will coming up in the not to distant future. I have had enough of people wrapping up poxy presents and i have seen enough lollipops shaped like penis…. you tossers…. how about you get a bloke something he can use.
So get off your arses……. start studying up and get on the merch…or i might have to pay everyone a visit with my new sharp axe. Get ready for an awesome season of Dt Talk for the upcoming season… Word is that the production costs have sky rocketed
Well, here I am sitting watching the Hawks pathetic performance against what I would describe as one of the worst AFL team ever to run onto the MCG. Despite the fact that I am Hawks supporter I am spewing that my latest edition “Buddy” Franklin is sitting on 52 as captain. That sounds alright Chop… Well not if it’s already been doubled Buddy you tool shiner…
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