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Chook’s Rooks – Round 7

Chook’s Rooks – Round 7

246 by / on May 11, 2011, 7:00 am / in Cash Cows

It’s goodbye Ed Curnow, hello… er, hello… Tendai Mzungu? With a lack of suitable downgrade targets this week, you might have to get a little creative when you cash in this year’s greatest cow.

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Chook’s Rooks – Round 6

Chook’s Rooks – Round 6

235 by / on May 4, 2011, 8:53 am / in Cash Cows

I don’t know how much training you need to become an actual meatworker, but in the Dream Team abattoir you’re free to start carving up your cows with no less of an apprenticeship than five minutes in a live chat room with Dr Dream Team. I mean, he’s a got a PhD in AFL after all.

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Chook’s Rooks – Round 4

Chook’s Rooks – Round 4

201 by / on April 20, 2011, 8:00 am / in Cash Cows

Don’t let the absence of league games make you forget about the cash cows coming through – there’ll be plenty of money to be made in the rookie ranks over the coming rounds.

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Chook’s Rooks – Round 2

Chook’s Rooks – Round 2

431 by / on April 6, 2011, 8:00 am / in Cash Cows

With prices about skyrocket for our best rookies, it’s CurNOW OR NEVER to bring in the cash cows you missed.

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Chook’s Rooks – Round 1

Chook’s Rooks – Round 1

155 by / on March 29, 2011, 4:52 pm / in Cash Cows

The introduction of the Gold Coast meant it was always going to be a big year for rookies, but round one was even better than expected – and the Suns boys haven’t even taken the field yet. How did your rookies perform in the first round of the year?

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Rookie Pre-season Report Card

Rookie Pre-season Report Card

140 by / on March 22, 2011, 7:30 pm / in Cash Cows, Players of Interest

If a week is a long time in football, then an entire pre-season campaign seems like a lifetime. And I’m not talking about the chubbers growing up today who are tipped to keel over before they reach retirement age, I mean the lifetime of someone really, really ancient… like Dustin Fletcher.

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Rooks on the Radar – Midfielders

Rooks on the Radar – Midfielders

53 by / on February 4, 2011, 4:00 pm / in Cash Cows, Players of Interest

To Swallow or not to Swallow? It’s not a question I’ve had to ask myself too many times before, but it shapes as one of the major decisions of this AFL Dream Team pre-season.

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Rooks On The Radar – Forwards and Rucks

Rooks On The Radar – Forwards and Rucks

62 by / on January 27, 2011, 1:00 pm / in Cash Cows, Players of Interest

Chook has a crack at picking this year’s Tom Rockliffe and hopes he doesn’t get a Relton Roberts instead. Oh, and the rucks get a mention, too.

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Rooks On The Radar – Backs

Rooks On The Radar – Backs

36 by / on January 26, 2011, 1:00 pm / in Cash Cows

Once again, selecting rookie defenders looks as fraught with danger as letting Brendan Fevola near other humans. Chook has a look at who’s on the radar so far this pre-season.

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Rooks On The Radar – DPPs

Rooks On The Radar – DPPs

41 by / on January 25, 2011, 1:00 pm / in Cash Cows

The pre-season competition – the proving ground of AFL rookies – is yet to get underway, but that’s no excuse for not having got out the binoculars and taken in a spot of rookie watching yet. Chook has a look at which dual-position rookies have cropped up on his radar so far.

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