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Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 21

Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 21

392 by / on August 23, 2010, 7:04 pm / in Chopper Rants, General

Late withdrawal now has a double meaning! No longer is it just a poor excuse for contraception, but it is the thorn firmly stabbed in the thigh of many dream team coaches. How long until the coaches of the AFL switch on and realise that this poor excuse for a tactic , in a lame attempt to gain the upper hand is crippling the real coaches that make this beautiful game of ours so special.

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Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 20

Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 20

664 by / on August 18, 2010, 9:43 am / in Chopper Rants

Righteo people, it is preliminary final time and therefor it is time to trim the fat and get ready for that one day in August. I don’t know about anybody else, but I can’t handle these nuff nuffs sitting on my ground scoring 30’s and 40’s

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Chop’s Chopping Block Round:19

Chop’s Chopping Block Round:19

736 by / on August 11, 2010, 9:40 am / in Chopper Rants, General

I know what you’re all saying….. oh my god Chop you are soooo awesome at dream team… what an awesome score…. you must have the best team running around ever in the history of dream team…. you mustn’t have any bad players in that team of yours…. you’re sooo awesome…. WELL YOU”RE RIGHT…. but YOU’RE SO WRONG AS WELL…..

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Chop’s Chopping Block Round 15

Chop’s Chopping Block Round 15

1,099 by / on July 12, 2010, 12:32 pm / in Chopper Rants

Just like Lindsay Lohan is to jail… I’m back! That’s right, after sluggin it out over the terrain that is the Kokoda Track I am back and absolutely spewing about what I have witnessed over the past few weeks. Firstly, my overall ranking was 3000 when I left and put my team in the hands of my fellow DT Talkers. What is it when I get back…. 5000…. F ME.

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Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 9

Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 9

1,404 by / on May 24, 2010, 6:08 pm / in Chopper Rants, General

Whether you are an under-performing player, an injured player or you are one of these medical staff wankers that continue to put injured players on the field. You are all eligible to be chopped, and chances are if you continue to annoy me more than seeing that Jessica Watson girls face on the TV, then you will get the chop! Below is a list of players that are well within my sights and they should be on the outer of your team if you are unlucky enough to have them.

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Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 8

Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 8

954 by / on May 18, 2010, 6:00 am / in Chopper Rants

I have to put my hand clearly and as high in the air as I can and admit that I saw very little football on the weekend. As a lot of weekend was spent in a drunken haze or a hungover state that I wouldn’t even wish upon Ben Warren. I can read numbers though, so I have gone through these numbers as well as quizzing my esteemed colleagues and come up with a list if under performers for round 8.

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Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 7

Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 7

989 by / on May 11, 2010, 6:53 pm / in Chopper Rants, General

It is around that time of year when people begin getting frustrated with theirs teams, and increasingly angry at late withdrawals and injury. Several people mentioned in the article below could well be injured and that is why they are getting the chop, but others could be simply getting the chop because they suck donkey nuts. Jared Brennan– Is like […]

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Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 6

Chop’s Chopping Block: Round 6

1,564 by / on May 3, 2010, 6:28 pm / in Chopper Rants

I know that a lot of people might have their teams close to being set and not keen to trade, but there are certainly some players out there that are not pulling their weight and if you have them then you may want to consider getting rid of them. Whether it be injury or poor form we have no room for passengers in our teams. My advice…. give em the CHOP

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