Rookie rap nicknames
If you think this is stupid blame mOnty over at FanFooty. He got the ball rolling by giving Jack Ziebell the nickname Jay-Z. Then David Zaharakis popped on to the scene and DT Talk poster Disco (UK) suggested Dizzee Rascal. Given most of the new kids on the block remain nickname-less, I thought we might as well give the whole class of 2009 a rap mogul moniker.
I’m suggesting 50 Cent for Daniel Rich, seeing as Fiddy predicted the importance of Daniel to our DTs way back in 2003 on his debut album Get Rich Or Die Tryin’.
Mitch Robinson’s hyperactivity and paleness make him a prime candidate to be coined Eminem/Slim Shady, while Dayne Beams can clearly play so could earn the right to be called The Game.
For his two rounds of crapness, I’m going with Ol’ Dirty Bastard for Stephen Hill.
We still need to nickname the likes of Nic Suban, Jeffery Garlett, Sam Jacobs, Jake Spencer, Jesse White, Kyle Cheney, Mitch Brown, Taylor Walker, Alex Rance, Wade Thompson, Darcy Daniher, Jared Petrenko, Aaron Joseph, Andy Otten, Patrick Dangerfield, Neville Jetta, Greg Broughton, Liam Anthony and more, so get to it.
Who’s the Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, Dr Dre, Ice T, Busta Rhymes and so on of this lot? Let us know in the comments.
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I would thought Stephen Hill would have suited Vanilla Ice, had a reasonable introduction (Ice Ice Baby and the NAB) but then left everybody frustrated as fuck that they actually bought into them after providing nothing after that.
patrick dangerfield- ice t for his song ‘addicted to danger’
or maybe Ludacris is a better fit for Hill.. for obvious reasons.
or maybe Queen Latif-Hill/Hill-tifah??
Liam Anthony, Tupac for getting shot down when he promised so much?
haaaaa Morts… love it.. haaaaaaaaa
Great post too Chook you crazy cat.
Just watch you spelling mistakes
Jeffery Garlett – chopsticks (not Sticks out of respect for Kernahan)
Rich – already has a name “Fork”
Taylor Walker is easy – Tex
Garlett is the ‘Mexican Terrorist’
I thought Zaharakis was DZ Top?
Garlett would have to be Lil Bow Wow – his big cousin is the famous and successful Snoop Buddy.
AWESOME and Morts’ suggestions are locked in. Gold by you, my friends.
@ Macca
Rich does have a couple of nicknames already, like Bam Bam and Fork, but we’re looking to link him to a rapper here. According to Google, there ain’t any famous rappers named Fork, although interestingly a 41-year-old rapper named Claude Williams has stabbed someone with a fork.
@ Calvin
Well spotted, shagger.
Add Fryzie’s Garlett call to the locked-in list.
Didn’t see Mike Oxbig’s Hill suggestions first time around. Will take them into consideration. Nice work.
Taylor Walker or Petrenko can be T.I as T.I calls himself the king of the south!
Sir Mixalot would be Steele Sidebottom. (related to one of his songs which mentions a part of sidebottoms last name(using a synonym for the word) )
Stephen Hill has to be Stephen ‘Cypress’ Hill.
kyle cheney? redman? too obvious?
Liam Anthony………….KANYE WEST
“HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESSSS OH”
stephen hill – public enemy or ice cube, hes sooo cold
mitch robinson – Notorious A.D.D
i still like dennis commeti’s
bachar houli ‘douli’
thats all class.
rich 50 cent ? thats just stupid . he is already bam bam due to his absolute amazing similarities to bam bam from the flinstones .
Thanks will.
Dangerfield = Dangermouse the guy who remixed jay z with the beatles
stephen hill could be
“hilltop hoods”
or just “hilltop” for short.
also
Darcy Daniher is Dr Dre
1 more….
Cheney = Chingy
Mitch Brown from the Eagles is a boring easy Chris Brown aka the export drinking woman beater.
Neville Jetta at a whoppin 60kg is lil wayne
Jeffery Garlett is G-unit
Kyle Cheyney……easily Alice in Chains…..
Bit late for some of these but…
Andrejs Everitt= Andrejs 3000
Nathan Bock is Chris Brown
Taylor Walker= T-Pain
Paddy Ryder= Flo Ryder
Jeff Garlett = Nas, for his nasty moustache.
Stephen Hill= Lupe Fiasco (caused a trading fiasco last week) nup? nothing? ok.
Is Nick Suban actually spelt without the k??? Sometimes it’s Nic, sometimes Nick. Pissin me off…
That 50 Cent one was funny as hell Chook.
Ice Sube
Rancemaster Flash
DC Talk – Dar-C Talk
Mithch Robbo. – Ghostface Killah
WTF is DC Talk and Alice in chains???
Aussie crap?
maybz or michael quinn Q-Tip
or for jared petrenko Jadakiss
Daniel Rich could also be Chamillionaire. Or he could also be Common, because everyone has him!
Stephen Hill – maybe not as applicable now, but after his scores in the first 2 weeks, Public Enemy would have been pretty appropriate! Or even better, Lauryn Hill. Because he is actually a girl.
Liam Anthony – Outkast (due to being picked first round but not playing).
Nick Suban – NaS. Yeah I know this one was a stretch, but best I could come up with..
Andy Otten – Andy 3000 (after Andre 3000).
Jake Spencer – Big Boi or Biggie (for obvious reasons).
Jeffery Garlett – Jazzy Jeff! (How bored am I?)
Ja Red Petrenko – Ja Rule Petrenko
Lil Wade Thompson – Lil Wayne, or maybe Wu Tang (someone give me something else to do please)
Neville Jetta – Nelly Jetta?
(I’m not a massive Angelina Jolie fan, but damn she looks hot in Mr and Mrs Smith. Sorry for the random comment but I’m watching it on 9 at the moment).
Kyle Cheney – KC and Jojo (that is so bad). How about Mystikal – Mystikyle.
Sam Jacobs – Redman
Patrick Dangerfield – P Diddy?! Yessss!
Alex Rance – hmmm let’s go with Akon Rance? (ok, no).
Greg Broughton – Soulja Boy. I have no idea why. Just cos, ok.
Ok, that’s all I’ve got!
alice in chains is a band on guitar hero II they sing them bones!
Brendon Whitecross = Switzerland
Ryan Schoenmakers = The Cobbler (Sort of a bit off once you realise it isn’t prounced ShoenMaker)
cyril rioli looks like eazy-e
Ha! That’s so true! Someone get him a “Straight Outta Compton” cap…
Kyle Cheney would have to be Ghostface Killah
I used to respect you guys but this is the lowest of the low. I would expect this shit from those super coach homos but i expected better from you. Do not waste my time with cheap posts of this type again! I am serious! Really?
As for the rest of you queers? christ almighty, on easter, jesus.
Kyle Cheney’s nickname can be ‘Feta’ Cheney
dave’s rapper name should be:
Poof Daddy or
Davanal Vinyl
Morts, you must have missed the nice 70 Hill put on this week
Looked alot better too, couple more of those and he will fatten up (In DT, he will still be a stick figure).
you are a fuckwit stinkeye
great post chook, has given me many laughs.
You were nearly rappin Dave.
I used to respect you guys but this is the lowest of the low
I would expect this shit from those super coach homos
But i expected better from you. Do not waste my time
like that sheman of a demon uh-huh Jack Grimes
Chorus
I am serious! Really?
I’m delirious! Feel me!
Definatley P DIDDY for Patrick Dangerfield!!