DT Talk Host with the most, and best Dream Team coach out of the lot of us, Roy, is celebrating his birthday today. All he wishes for is no donuts, just a full 22 playing this week! And a win over Gregory this week in our League game!
All the best destROY!




happy bday roy!
hope you have a win this week mate
Happy B’day Big Roy boy! Maybe you can have Didak at Carlton as an early present!
Happy Birthday Roy.
happy birthday mate.
Are you guys going to be blogging the eliminator. You still have one or two DTTALK readers in it.
SPEEDMEADES!!!
Although may be in trouble this week with possibly macdonald, head, milburn and shaw out of the backline. At least Ablett might be back finally.
H’py B’day D’Roy
Happy Birthday mate !!!!!!!!!! Hope your captain scores 150
Birthday scoring by DT:
Pot: 6
Schooner: 9
Stubby: 10 (more preservatives = bigger hangover = more points)
Mixer: 12
Alcopop: -10 (sorta like kicking it on the full)
Souvlaki: 10
(extra garlic sauce: 10)
Burger/chips/pizza: 10
Chuck: -25 (per chuck)
Pick up minger: 10
Pick up uber-babe: 30
Pick up bloke: 5 weeks
Go home to missus and don’t get kicked out of bed: 1
Wake up tied to lamp post wearing pink fluffy handcuffs: 50
(as above but with leather, studded handcuffs: -50)
Good luck.
Happy birthday fag, hope you lose this week though…..and then again next week!
Gold Henry! Might have to give that one a whirl this weekend….except my single mates have an advantage over me! Might have to make myself captain to get the bonus points!
I reckon every time you take a piss should be like a free kick against also…….
Happy bday mateeeee
Leigh - disagree that it favours singles. No way a bloke’s picking up a chick and taking her home via the local souva shop. The shackled bloke? He’s ordering extra garlic sauce.
(ps. Happy birthday Roy.)
Henry, My mates always take the 10 point minger via the souva shop!
You better be gettin messy tonight Roy!
Amateur move, Leigh. Never give ‘em time to change their mind; never give yourself time to sober up.
Happy birthday top dog.
I’ll have a beer in your honour tonight
Its not me who does it Henry! Its my mates! I deliberatly dont do the souva myself so I have a chance when we get home! Otherwise im screwed (or not in most cases!)
I guess you could say my mates are selfish DT’ers cause they look to maximise points (To the best of their abilitys, hence the Mingas!)
Happy Birthday Man.
here’s hoping for a win! good luck
Happy Bday Roy
Also just here to say congrats to Rob Harvey on an awsm career. great footballer and a super bloke.
I had to work with the poor bugger today on his big day. Hard to believe he is 30.
Happy Birthday man
What are you? about 48 years old now…?
Dan.
happy bday roy
happy bday, youre a legend
happy birthday roy xD
Happy Birthday from me too big fella..
Hope the Blue Baggers have a win for ya as well..
thanks for the birthday wishes guys!!