According to an article on news.com.au, two Collingwood players have been involved in a drink driving incident last night at around 11:30pm. Apparently a 22 year old driver (rumoured to be Heath Shaw) ploughed into some parked cars… and blew over the legal limit. The article says “Collingwood has refused to comment on the claims, but the club has said it will issue a statement later today.” Therefore, it must involve someone from the club… here it comes, a f*cking Round 19 Club Suspension! Remind you of anyone else?
UPDATE: The Collingwood Football Club can confirm Heath Shaw was in a minor car accident when the car he was driving made contact with a stationary vehicle last night. Heath was not injured, however police later charged him with drink driving.
The club will hold a press conference at the Lexus Centre at 2pm today. There will be no further comment from anyone at the club until that time.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Eddie McGuire has said that they will not drop Heath Shaw this week! He will cop a massive fine and “Mick will sort him out on the training track”. SOURCE: An angry Eddie McGuire interview on SEN. Oh boy… Heater will get 150 this week! Go son!
Heath Shaw you f*ckin arseclown.
I had him as captain last week…………Maybe he was celebrating his promotion to Captain of Cousins Coke n Ice! Good for him! W@#ker! If I have to use my last trade on him……
simply a big fuck you to heath shaw you cheap kick getting pansy
oh jonathon, do sumthing!!!! dont let them suspend poor old heath!! he didnt know what he was doing!!
Beat you can’t break the tag of the law Heater.
The Boags at Ringarooma might have been a bit too strong….
Looks like a 1-2 match rest for Heath this week
If it means anything, MM has a history of not suspending his stars for off-field indescretions. If anyone can remember Ben Johnson and Chris Tarrant from a couple of years ago they played the following week, we can be thankful that they have to fight for their position in the 8!
lol, how long is he going to be suspended by the club do you reckon? Hopefully Purgoyne comes back this week and Proud can cover for Heater with another 80+
3 Times the limit! That’s not an extra stubby or two…
Scumbag good point
Pies desperate for win, could fall out of 8…for that reason can’t see him getting suspended.
Henry - keep in mind Shaw is a lightweight.
Heath Shaw - you dickhead. Can’t you:
- Get a taxi?
- Pick up, a get a ride with her (or him)?
- Get your girl (or boy) friend to pick you up?
- Get your mum to pick you up?
- Get a team mate to pick you up?
- Get Joffa to pick you up? He hasn’t got a life…
- Get Mick Malthouse to pick you up?
You - dick - head.
Congratulations Albert Proud, you will be playing finals DT. That’s what happens when you chip away at it in AFLQ, you get rewarded!
Don’t the Pies have a history of NOT suspending players for discipline issues before big games?
Oh, please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please we are due for another phone call!
Molly
surely the other player was rhys and the tassie bender continued??
gold molly!!
Were they in Tassie this weekend…..glad I didnt see them!
We’re all guilty here
We drove him to drink with our comments about his DT form
He must have found it while Ego Surfing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egosurfing
The way collingwood is playing would drive anyone to the drink! pardon the pun.
Potentially still gassed from Saturday night??? (shakes head as Warne Dawg would say)
Well played Heath “Dumbass” Shaw. You have pissed off everyone with your dream team play this year. One thing is for sure, you will not be in my team next year. Collingwood will suspend him. They need to make an example of him as they got bad publicity when they did not suspend Tarrant and Johnson. Apparently Eddie is absolutely livid that his has happened again after the Wellingham incident.
Rumour has it heath shaw was caught at 0.15…when asked by the policeman was there any reason u got drunk then drove tonight, he replied “yeah cos i was depressed after being traded out by 11,564 people for scoring so shit over the past month”
Drink driving is for immature fools who have no regard for the rest of society.
If you get caught drink driving, the police should be allowed to bash you.
Anyone with that haircut and Tony Shaw as an uncle cannot be the sharpest tool in the shed full of blunt instruments that is Collingwood.
Well said Schlocky.
He’s gone, Collingwood can’t let another player get away with drink driving, and his recent form isnt good enough to save him. I reckon he might even get delisted.
Gee, the double-whammy is that it’s rumoured to have been “Guns” Didak in the car with him..
Where did he do it? I heard he spent the weekend in Tas with his bro after Friday nights game
OK. On the proviso he is rubbed out by the club for 1 or 2 weeks (Maybe the season!) I will have no choice but to use my last trade (Fucking Wanker) and I have just checked and I will have $342,900 to spend…….
Who would be the best player in everyones opinions to replace him?
Bock, McMahon or Brennan is who im thinking.
No way to a delisting.
They even let Didak play the following week after shooting JFK so I think Heath will be right to play this week.
He’d better anyway as I can’t afford to trade him out…
nah this is shit. hopefully the people in the car were medhurst and harry o brien cuse ppl who have them shood admit they are disgraces
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Guys I think this is only half the story. I am 80% sure that Didak was the other passenger. If that is true, I would imagine that he was drinking too (otherwise he should have been driving) which would mean a breach of his agreement.
Some “ifs” and “maybes” in that, but we shall soon know!
Yeah, Heater and his bro were in Tassie over the weekend. Behaved themselves from all accounts… even have a photo with Heater wearing my DT Talk hat! They were top guys… hopefully for the sake of the thousands of people who have him in their DT, that they don’t suspend him, but I think the club has no choice. So I guess we will all know after the 2pm Press Conference.
Eddie just said on the news the Heater Won’t be suspended by the club just get the MAx fine they can award Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Apparantley hit a car in Kew…..F*ckwit ! Already have a zero in the backline.
Manboobies….Are you serious! Where did you hear that? I would be very surprised if Eddie everywhere would comment before the press conference!
Shaw should be dropped for at least (And that is the very least!) this week if he did blow 3 times the limit.
yep… just heard that too!!
Well Ill be buggered! Looks like you have avoided the chopping block Heater…..I think I will keep you as captain this week as well seeing as you will play out of your skin to make up for your shortcomings over the weekend!
I barrack for Collingwood and even I think it’s disgraceful if Shaw doesn’t get a suspension. Given the clubs history of indiscretions going largely unpunished, not taking action here will have PR ramifications I’d expect.
i cant believe warnie was gassin on with heath saturday night and he gets in trouble on sunday!! how many players are you gunna jinx this year warne dawg. those beers you got him may be the ones that pushed him over the limit.
oh, and i dont think he should be rubbed out, not just for my dt, but why would you punish his teammates and pie supporters…. big fine sounds fine to me. and a lost liscence. and has to hang out with his uncle.
Roy…Any chance to punish Pie supporters should be gratefully accepted! You know the drill, you barrack for your team plus anyone who plays collingwood!
His uncle is funny looking isnt he…….
@Warnie
I hope you gave him a few of Ro….erm I mean…Albert Lord’s tips for scoring more points!
I did… was a great DT conversation we had!! Will have a chat about it on DT Talk this week!!
no excuse. he has to be suspended by the club.
I bet Vic TAC are glad the dropped their sponsorship after the last drink drive mishap, seems the C’wood powers-that-be don’t give a stuff about how dangerous drink driving is. what a poor example…
the fact that my opponent has Shaw in his team does not affect my views
I asked him why he gets 150 one week then 30 the next and he had no answers for us sorry DT fans!
“Tit-ed: Were they in Tassie this weekend…..glad I didnt see them!”
You knew they were in tassie tited
i have photo’s to prove it 
Press conference at 2pm, Heath and Alan will be available for the match. Heavy fines for both players and possible “Counselling” will occur due to a family problem.
Tit-ed - he’s not going to admit he’s shit or can’t take a tag!
Ha, I know I think Warnie asked him why he couldnt break a tag!
Family problem - “I’m related to Tony”
@ D-train…..HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No amount of councilling could possibly help that!
Apparently he crashed his car after trying to take the tag off his t-shirt whilst driving. He later admitted that when he has a tag on his back he is shit at everything and didnt know what he was doing.
ahaha good call knob jocks
Apparently the street he crashed in is close to Sackville street. hehe, ironic.
Cousins Coke n Ice I heard it on SEN
yep, no suspension, confirmed on ABC website
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/08/04/2323351.htm
i used to work on sackville st collingwood…wasn’t the crash in kew?
Yeah, I believe you boobsy, but I just cant believe collingwood! Having been in an accident due to a drink driver and losing someone close, Its amazing that even given the fact that they have lost $4 Mill in sponsor ships that they continue to let these people play football. Any other club would make the tough call regardless of where they are on the ladder and suspend the bloke as well as fine them. Just not collingwood….its a bit like the clash strip debate, one rule applies for Collingwood, a different rule applies to other clubs. The AFL really need to step in with things like this and make it mandatory for suspensions with Drink driving cases.
eagles lose 15 games and the tag as worst behaved club in the league. they can’t win anything! AFL should get a retired Judge to investigate why all collingwood players and supporters have IQ’s slightly below the retard line.
slightly?
haha
ok cous, i take back my other comment about supporters and teammates, stuff him, and them, and my dt
Mo-town - Yes, the crash happened in Wrixon Street in Kew at 11:30pm (according to the Herald Sun website), which joins Sackville street.
I don’t have heath but I need to make a swap for Chad. Is this not the best time to do it?
Heath should pull his finger out
He played in the midfield against Hawks
everyone will be watching him.
So do I do the unthinkable and pick up the most hated dreamteam back????
Okay, no phone call here, but you have to think that Eade is thinking of resting BJ.
Oh, please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please,please, please, please we are due for another phone call!
Molly
Good on him for having a dip I say….
Roy, its all good brother…….I only have 1 trade left, so the least he can do is come out and give us a 150 point plus game for his troubles! I named him captain last week, and im thinking out of protest about him playing, Ill leave him on the field, but name someone else as captain. That will hurt a little if he does pull out a 150 point plus game though!
I have the exact same problem Fry. Think I might go for it.
dw boys heath shaw not suspensed so alls good
on a completley different topic…
will simmonds be alright 4 this week?
wait doesnt matta bout simmo,saw that he should b ok
FUCK! my man crush man ALAN DIDAK was in the car with him and dids was also drunk,does dids ban off drinkin stil count???coz if his ban is stil on then he could b in trouble…Y DIDS Y!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?
if he plays he will score 150 !!!!!!!!!!!!
dids - I had at look at the Richmond website and Simmo wasn’t listed in the injury list (dated Aug 4th). I have Simmo too…
milburn out for 2 OUCH
I just had a look on the AFL website and Browne from Carlton faces a three match ban for the quote-unquote hit on Porp’s… Seriously those guys need to get a fucking clue, has any one of them played football? It would have been a disgrace if he even got a reprimand, but 3 games for it is the biggest load of tripe since Cloke missed the GF for “striking” a few years back… AFL wake the hell up and realise it was unavoidable by him.
omg as if browne got 3 weeks,i dont hav him but stil thats shit and milburn 2 weeks,well i thought milburn deserved 1 week so i guess thats ok and THANK U coz my opponent in elimination final has him…but his got harry taylor as back up
I do have him in my side, but thats not the reason Im so angry, (im also a richmond supporter so if i was to be biased it would be against carlton). I am just sick and tired of any time anyone gets injured the AFL needs a scapegoat in this case it was Browne, who could do nothing whatsoever to avoid contact. They clearly have no idea about reports. Its like Barry Hall getting 8, and Solomon getting 8…. I think what solomon was dirty, and was something which should never be seen in football, but at least it was somewhere near a contest not a dirty cheapshot behind play. The AFL have a lot to answer for with their new system, considering that it has cost Buddy the opportunity to win a Brownlow this year, and could potentially spell the end of Browne’s 2008.
yer afl need 2 get it right in report system WAY 2 inconsistent with ther desicions,porps basically got pushed in2 brownes shoulda and browne gets 3 weeks?also porps wasnt even knocked out 4 long,he had his head up the whole time while on the stretcher so the contact cleary wasnt that hard and im a collingwood supporter so yes definately not biased
o wow porps brain bruising…i take back wat i sed bout brownes contact obviously not being 2 hard…stil think browne shouldnt hav got 3 weeks
I think Shaw scripted his press conference from an episode of Mark loves Sharon.
im guna sell that c*nt out of principle.
shaw and didak both lied
didak was in the car with shaw
they have both gone against honesty and integrity at the club
the club may go against there decision of letting them play
Another update: Alan Didak has been found that he was the passenger in Shaws car at the time of the accident. The club apparently will review the sanctions and maybe Shaw and Didak wont play this weekend.
Sucks for my DT but I hope they suspend them for the rest of the season for being arseclowns.
Damn beaten by 10 seconds….but still…arseclowns!
Breaking news:
Heath Shaw and Alan Didak have lied about the whole incident and Didak was a passenger in the car and even though both were questioned several times about the incident it has now come out that the two were not telling the truth and Collingwood will hold a press conferance tomorrow to announce the new sactions put on the pair!
sh*t Collingwood are fuming… i think they’ll announce they are both suspended for the remainder of the season.
if they go along with milburn from my dt….argh!
fucking hell,ive had enough of fuckin shit collingwood n stupid frustrating DT
im a mad pies fan but i hope that heater n dids r both suspended 4 the rest of the yr ther stupid little fuckwits and should b punished
what fucken ladsy players
hitting up the bevans in true style…………………great work fellas
Press Conference Tomorrow.
I am certain Didak will miss this week.
H Shaw possibly, but as this is Didak’s 2nd major thing I think he is in big trouble.
my mate whose dad works at collingwood just informed me that DIDAK IS LIKELY 2 BE SACKED and HEATH SHAW SUSPENDED 4 A MONTH
FUCKING HELL MY FAV PLAYER IS GONE
Holy shit! I’m up shit creek big time!
Heath Shaw shouldn’t have been drinking booze, he should have been having ‘cinos of harden the fuck up