Awww… kinda sad isn’t it! The last league game has now wrapped up… but we all get to fight on another week - whether it is in the top eight or down there in the plate final.
The round started off with some massive scores, and those that followed Calvin’s number 1 picks in Calvin’s Captains will be happy with Jimmy Bartel, Joel Corey, Lance Franklin or Kane Cornes (maybe not so with Jono Brown)… but should have a lot of people around that 2000 mark!
One sad thing is what happened to Jason Porplyzia… he was a hero last week coming back from his dislocated shoulder kicking 5 goals, then this week, was knocked out and potentially, we could see the end of Porpy’s season.
So let us know how you went this week by copying and pasting and filling out the questions below! A little more indepth this week so we can get an idea of how we are travelling leading into finals!
Team Name:
Round 18 Score:
League/Eliminator Results:
Heroes of the round:
Villians of the round:
On the Chopping Block:
Injury/Suspension woes:
Trades Left:
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:
Vent or Brag here:



Team Name: Warne Dawgs
Round 18 Score: 1966
League/Eliminator Results: WIN! Woo.. final 8!
Heroes of the round: Heater, Birch, Goo, JC, Stevo, Kornes.
Villians of the round: Cooney, Swan, Stants, Roo, R. Murphy.
On the Chopping Block: Chappy, Porpy…
Injury/Suspension woes: Chappy, Porpy…
Trades Left: 1 (Chappy most likely for Budwood)
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 7th or 8th… depending on other results!
Vent or Brag here: Fuck yeah… snuck into the 8! Woohoo… ready for a title defence from 8th! Haha… oh well, lets have a crack Warne Dawgs!! Lucky to win this week, must step up in finals time!
Team Name: Sigh8thAgain
Round 18 Score: 2217
League/Eliminator Results: Won league.. out in Rd1 for Eliminator
Heroes of the round: Many
Villians of the round: Jake King (altough you outscored the emergency I had for you Nathan Brown), Judd, Simmonds, Richo
On the Chopping Block: Noone
Injury/Suspension woes: Luke Ball, that coulda been a season ending Hammy.. hope not hes been a jet this year.. 14 tackles!!!
Trades Left:
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: Ill finish top, with only one loss.. will have to get in a league where more than me scores over 2000 for next year
Vent or Brag here: thats a new PB for me, but I also managed it without Gablett. Looking forward to finals with my most of my players in super form.
Team Name:
Round 18 Score:
League/Eliminator Results: 2160
Heroes of the round: Jimmy
Villians of the round: Swan, Simmonds
On the Chopping Block: J.Morton
Injury/Suspension woes:
Trades Left: 3
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st
Vent or Brag here: bad day today if the seven players reached their average I would have got way over 2200
2 trades left
Team Name:Darbinators
Round 18 Score:2046
League/Eliminator Results:WIN = could finish anywhere bw 6 and 3rd…most likely will be 4th
Heroes of the round: SSelwood…nice work son, cox stevo, shaw, guerra,kornes bla bla
Villians of the round: ablett, chapman GET FIT U FLOWERS
On the Chopping Block: poor old porps
Injury/Suspension woes:porps hayes chapman ablett
Trades Left: 4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 6th but should finish 4th
Vent or Brag here: shouldve gone with my head and gone dalziell and got rid of porps last rd.. oh well
Team Name: The Executioner
Round 18 Score: 2178
League/Eliminator Results: Won league
Heroes of the round: Jimmy, Kornes, Stevo, Buddy, Birch, Heater, Dids
Villians of the round: Rob Murph, Bock, Judd
On the Chopping Block: Judd? Palmer?
Injury/Suspension woes: Palmer
Trades Left: 2 with $76,000
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: One game clear on top
Vent or Brag here: Solid score this week. Hopefully lifts ranking up from 275. Looking for 3rd Premiership in a row. Bring on the DT finals!!
Team Name:go_doggies
Round 18 Score:2013
League/Eliminator Results:win
Heroes of the round:buddy, hath shaw, stevens, carazzo, gram
Villians of the round:gia,swan(as captain),porpy,palmer
On the Chopping Block:no-one
Injury/Suspension woes:porpy,young,macdonald
Trades Left:0
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:3
Vent or Brag here:
Team Name: Boosted Roosters
Round 18 Score: 2193
League/Eliminator Results: 3 Wins (I assume) / Out
Heroes of the round: BARTEL, Corey, Mitchell, N.Stevens, Franklin, Didak, Deledio, H.Shaw, Milburn, Cox, Pavlich.
Villians of the round: Symes, Porps (But it wasn’t his fault).
On the Chopping Block: King.
Injury/Suspension woes: Goddard and Milburn may be in trouble.
Trades Left: 4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1 / 5-8 / 2-3
Vent or Brag here: Friggin King played and went down 15k. Browne is a dirty prick for sniping Porps. Highest DT score ever for me.
Team Name: hotshots
Round 18 Score: 2094
League/Eliminator Results: lost to top side
Heroes of the round: no heroes with a loss
Villians of the round: boomer + the rest
On the Chopping Block: anyone in the backline
Injury/Suspension woes: osborne
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 4th
Vent or Brag here: was going to finish 4th no matter what for finals but will play top side again 1st round… bit daunting but hopefully get over the line with ablett coming back in
Team Name: Fairley’s Force
Round 18 Score: 2196
Heroes of the round: Shaw, Guerra, Bartel, Hodge, Ball, Thompson, Franklin, O’keefe, Didak, Deledio
Villians of the round: S. Selwood, Goddard, Gilbee, Swan, Cotchin, Sandilands, R. Murphy
On the Chopping Block: No trades
Injury/Suspension woes: L. Ball, Milburn
Trades Left: 0
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st
Team Name: Woolys Warriors
Round 18 Score: 2120
League/Eliminator Results: Won easy
Heroes of the round: Bartel, Kornes, Stevens, Mitchell, Buddy,
Villians of the round: Judd, Davis, Riewoldt,Stanton
On the Chopping Block: Davis, Judd
Injury/Suspension woes:
Trades Left: 5
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 2nd
Vent or Brag here:
Team Name: D-Lab
Round 18 Score: 2099 (ouch) with 2 zeros
League/Eliminator Results: Win/Win/Out
Heroes of the round: Bartel (c), Corey, Cornes, Michell, Shaw, Franklin, King (for playing)
Villians of the round: Simmonds, Pavlich (you cost me!)
On the Chopping Block: -
Injury/Suspension woes: Hayes, Simmonds
Trades Left: ?
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 4th. Should’ve been 3rd but I told my girlfriend to get Dalziell and Franklin and now she’ll go above me on percentage. Fuck!
Vent or Brag here: Stupid Pav cost me 2100. Stupid advice to my girlfriend cost me 3rd spot. Will be looking for P.Burgoyne and Myers to return this week and give me my first full team in 6 weeks.
Team Name: Wombats
Round 18 Score: 2134
League/Eliminator Results: Won two leagues
Heroes of the round: J.Corey, McPharlin, Dalziel, Stevens
Villians of the round: Wona, Medhurst
On the Chopping Block: No one hopefully
Injury/Suspension woes: None that i’ve heard of yet. Hopefully G.Ablett returns
Trades Left: 1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 4
Vent or Brag here: please come back Gary, then i can have Wona on bench and only Tippet not playing
Team Name: TheRamiArmy

Round 18 Score: 2016
League/Eliminator Results: won league games
Heroes of the round: my backline for once. shaw*i know wtf* , birchall milburn BARTEL (c) Franklin didak
Villians of the round:cooney gian bolton swan
On the Chopping Block: gian / cooney
Injury/Suspension woes: milburn?
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 6th
Vent or Brag here: bartel’s on fire! shit abletts back next week T_T.. oh wait.. i have him too
Team Name: Djokovic
Round 18 Score: 2256
League/Eliminator Results: Win… Final 16 now
Heroes of the round: Corey, Stevo, Kornes, Sammy, Buddy, ROK
Villians of the round: bock, gilbee, simmonds, roo
On the Chopping Block: chappy, simmonds
Injury/Suspension woes: too many
Trades Left: 1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st
Vent or Brag here: injuries could hurt me big time this week
Team Name: Scoregasms
Round 18 Score: 1,988
League/Eliminator Results: Win
Heroes of the round: heater, kornes, Roughie, Carrazzo
Villians of the round: Stiffy, goodwin
On the Chopping Block: all my rookies
Injury/Suspension woes: only milburn
Trades Left:1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:1st didnt lose a game all season in my private league and sitting 2nd in my public should clean up the finals!!!
Vent or Brag here:
Team Name: HVY.W8Z
Round 18 Score: 2190
League/Eliminator Results: won league/ elim out ages ago
Heroes of the round: Bartel, Cornes, Stevens, Carrazzo, Corey, Franklin, Shaw, B Johnson
Villians of the round: Porpy but not his fault
On the Chopping Block: No One
Injury/Suspension woes: Porpy
Trades Left: 3
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 5
Vent or Brag here: Im 5th on the ladder but have been outscoring everyone in my league for weeks now. I lost my first 5 games of the season but have now won 9 of my last 10.
Team Name: Pies08
Round 18 Score: 2020
League/Eliminator Results: Easy win in league
Heroes of the round: Captain Corey, Shaw, Birchall, Stevens, Kornes
Villains of the round: Gilbee, Judd, R Murphy
On the Chopping Block: Lade
Injury/Suspension woes: None that I know of.
Trades Left: 4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st. It will come down to percentage but i think ive got it.
Vent or Brag here: Still got a few trades left. a good chance to go back to back.
Team Name: SmellsLikeTCSpirit
Round 18 Score: 1818
League/Eliminator Results: Won league against a bottom for team by 17 points, lucky
Heroes of the round: Heater, Buddy, Captain Corey, J.Selwood, Mitchell, Kane, Roughead, Fatty, Urquhart, McKinley
Villians of the round: Rutten, Wona, Johncock, Ablett, Osborne, J.Morton, Gia, Jolly, Sandi
On the Chopping Block: Nobody
Injury/Suspension woes: Ablett and Osborne had better be back next week
Trades Left: None
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 4th
Vent or Brag here: Besides Ablett, all of my mids got 115+… 1818 not too bad with 3 doughnuts… hoping Osborne, Ablett, Johncock and J.Morton will come back for a showdown with number one next week… bring on finals.
Team Name: joff’s army
Round 18 Score:1908
League/Eliminator Results: loss
Heroes of the round: bartel stevens
Villians of the round: Symes, King, N Brown,
On the Chopping Block: Mcnamra, King
Injury/Suspension woes: porpy, brown, chapman
Trades Left: 4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 8th
Vent or Brag here: i rested some of my players to prepare for finals
Team Name: Collingwood
Round 18 Score: 2156
League/Eliminator Results: won
Heroes of the round: Jimmy and Gamble
Villians of the round: Eddy, c johnson, Swan
On the Chopping Block:
Injury/Suspension woes: nada
Trades Left: a few
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:1
Vent or Brag here: Gablett is finally coming in. Only a few have him in the top 10 (2 including myself) so will hopefully be the boost i need to get that car!
Team Name: Higgo’s Heroes
Round 18 Score: 2132
League/Eliminator Results: Won
Heroes of the round: Many, Shaw, Bartel(c), Corey, BJ, Daziell
Villians of the round: Simmo, Wonna, Bock Dog.
On the Chopping Block: None.
Injury/Suspension woes: Porps, Simmo, Chappy.
Trades Left:
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1
Vent or Brag here: Pretty happy with score, second highest for the year.
Team Name: Stirling FC
Round 18 Score: 2238
League/Eliminator Results: Win, Win, Out
Heroes of the round: Jimmy, Joel, Jason, Kane & Nick
Villians of the round: Swan, M Murphy, Cloke, Riewoldt & Simmonds
On the Chopping Block: I wish
Injury/Suspension woes: Simmonds (i think)
Trades Left: Ahh, umm, next question
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1,1
Vent or Brag here: Nothing to brag about, hopefully in 28 days, but anything can and usually does happen in DT as we all know.
Team Name: SpeedMeades
Round 18 Score: 2158
League/Eliminator Results: Won Eliminator AGAIN! Final 16! Also will finish top4.
Heroes of the round: ROK, Bartel, Birchall, Stevens, Shaw, Franklin, Urquhart
Villians of the round: Swan, Symes, Hayes, Cross
On the Chopping Block: None
Injury/Suspension woes: Leeny’s hammy
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 3
Vent or Brag here: Still in eliminator
Round 18 Score:1814(1 donut)
League Results:shit score but got won all 3 leagues
Heroes of the round:gram,heater,corey,ROK,montagna
Villians of the round:ADCOCK,DRUMMOND WTF? 45 BETWEEN U n every1else except those heroes i mention
On the Chopping Block:pretty much every1
Injury/Suspension woes:a few
Trades Left: 1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:9th,1st and 6th
Vent or Brag here:rooey as captain didnt help,1 donut didnt help n adock n drummonds 45 points between them didnt help…but stil won all 3 leagues and in finals in 2 of them so didnt matter bout myshit score
Team Name: Mark.Kick.Goal.12
Round 18 Score: 2168
League Results: Win, win and win!
Heroes of the round: Shaw, Corey (c), Bartel, Kornes, Stevens, S.Thompson, B.Johnson, Deledio
Villians of the round: Goddard, Gilbee, Simmonds
On the Chopping Block: Injured players.
Injury/Suspension woes: P.Burgoyne, Simmonds, Chapman, Porplyzia
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st in friends league (won every game so far), 2nd in 6th ranked league.
Vent or Brag here: Ranked 77, another solid score. Should go up but only a little bit.
Team Name:dogggies
Round 18 Score:2083
League/Eliminator Results:Won league game but 200+
Heroes of the round:Shaw, Birchel,Captain Bartel, Corey, Stevens, Franklin, Didak, Roughead, Deledio.
Villians of the round:Goodwin, Murphy
On the Chopping Block:Goodwin
Injury/Suspension woes:Hayes
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:2nd
Team Name:Reggies
Round 18 Score:2029
League/Eliminator Results:won leauge
Heroes of the round:Bartel(c), cornes, cox, buddy, didak, shaw (its about bloody time)
Villians of the round:Reiwoldt, Goodwin, Black Power, ARON “THE 7 FOOT SPASTIC” SANDILANDS, porps but its not ur fault
On the Chopping Block:none
Injury/Suspension woes:porps, pburgoyne, gablett
Trades Left:
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:2nd
Vent or Brag here:
Still pending to see if I make the top 8. A very nervous wait.
Team Name:tanks alot
Round 18 Score:2135
League/Eliminator Results:won/won final 16 elim
Heroes of the round:bartel/franklin
Villians of the round:aker
On the Chopping Block:no one
Injury/Suspension woes:no one yet?????
Trades Left:1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:first
Vent or Brag here:still in eliminator
Team Name: Sainters ‘09
Round 18 Score: 2142 (haha, a 13 year old beat warnie)
League/Eliminator Results: won by 300/600 respectively
Heroes of the round: buddy, o’keefe, gram, shaw, birchall and carrazzo
Villians of the round: hayes, dal, griffen, murphy and roo
On the Chopping Block: griffen, dal or nicoski
Injury/Suspension woes: none
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: i have most points for by 600 but i’m gonna finish 3rd tho since i had a horror run with injury and huge suspensions for “brain snaps”
Vent or Brag here: i had 3 midfielders do shithouse for me, but aside from that a pretty good round. If it wasn’t for a stack of injuries earlier in the year i would be ranked a lot higher than 10k.
Wot happened to hayes? Injured or suspension?
Team Name: Paddington Bears
Round 18 Score: 1760
League/Eliminator Results: won
Heroes of the round: Bartel(c), Dids, Shaw, Big Cox, Valenti(e)
Villians of the round: The rest
On the Chopping Block: Junior Rioli
Injury/Suspension woes: Ablett, Malceski, P Burgs, Kerr, Porps
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:4th
Vent or Brag here: Finally finals time. Have been struggling with injuries in the last few rounds after 8 rounds on the trot with 1950+ scores. Hopefully Ablett, P Burgs, Malceski, Kerr to return nxt week. 2 trades left think im gonna cash in a cow then upgrade cyril and prey for porps
Team Name:Blue Baggers
Round 18 Score:2119
League Results:Win
Heroes of the round:Bartel,Stevens,Gram,Corey
Villians of the round:Wona,Sandi,Wellingham
On the Chopping Block:Still got Chad on me bench for a trade.
Injury/Suspension woes:Come back Ablett!!!!
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:Was 3 games clear on top going into this round so won league easy.
Vent or Brag here:Hopefully Ablett comes back next week to replace Wellingham and I can push 2200.
Hamstring strain in the last quarter. Came back on and had a kick and a mark but is still a worry.
now 4 my girlfriend’s team…
Team Name:COLLINGW08D…that team name is just getting more embarrassing
Round 18 Score:2094(3 donuts)
League Results:won by 1,100 14th win in a row!
Heroes of the round:guerra,corey,stevens,k.cornes,mitchell,montagna,ROK,bj
Villians of the round:dal santo,sandi,murphy,gilbee,HEAD,JOHNCOCK,P.BURGOYNE
On the Chopping Block:burgs,johncock
Injury/Suspension woes:burgs,cox(as always)
Trades Left:3
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st
Vent or Brag here:14th win in a row 4 my hot sexy girlfriend…how would u feel knowin ur girlfriend beat ur score 4 the 4th time this yr???sad coz i must really suck and awesum coz i hav a hot,football,dt lovin girlfriend!
Team Name: Mo-town
Round 18 Score: 2,229
League/Eliminator Results: 3 league wins
Heroes of the round: Bartel, Buddy, Didak, Shaw, Roughy, Stevo, BJ, Dalziell
Villians of the round: Simmonds, Swan, Palmer, Riewoldt
On the Chopping Block: None
Injury/Suspension woes: Ablett, Bones, maybe Milburn..
Trades Left: ??
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st, 1st, 7th
Vent or Brag here: Playing Armfield over Proud Albert cost me 50pts grr…
what happened to simmo ?
Thx D-Lab, hopefully its “back related”
niw that i actually got on the site,drummond and adcock got 55 between…well its stil shit
Can anyone tell me what quarter the Milburn-Newman incident was?
now*
ANGRY, ANGRY , ANGRY. TWICE I put Bartel as my Captain and fucking twice I went back to find that Cox (my captain from last week) was back as captain. Did it a 3rd tim and checked my live score, you would not belive it FUCKING COX AS CAPTAIN AGAIN! missed out on finals because of it. Fucking AFL sites. Supercoach for me next year get fucked aurion dream team . CUNTS!!!!!
milburn-newman incident was 3rd quarter
cheers dids hopefully its nuthin.
o wait…newman?wasnt it shane edwards???idk but it was 3rd qurater whoeva it was
Team Name: G
Round 18 Score: 2019
League/Eliminator Results: Beat 2nd 2019-1992
Heroes of the round: Pav for saving my ass
Villians of the round: Ibbotson and Palmer for giving me a heart attack.
On the Chopping Block: Rioli
Injury/Suspension woes: Hayes
Trades Left: 1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: I was 3rd and beat 2nd but will stay 3rd on percentage. Big rematch next week!
Vent or Brag here: This game meant nothing in terms of ladder positions, but a good chance for both of us to have a look at each other’s teams and prepare for the big game next week.
Team Name:The Mighty Bombers
Round 18 Score: 2234!
League/Eliminator Results:won/out
Heroes of the round: Captain Corey, Dalziell!!, Stevo,Buddy,mitchell and pretty much everyone else
Villians of the round: Simmonds
On the Chopping Block:no one
Injury/Suspension woes:burgoyne, johncock
Trades Left:4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:6
Vent or Brag here:Dalziell u bloody gun! had faith in the monfries train all year and scott selwood and nicoski fantastic last quarters got me huge score!
Found the Milburn thing, it was on Edwards not Newman sorry. and if Matt Thomas can get away with that one in the first showdown then there’s no way in hell they can suspend Milburn for one with far less impact.
Team Name:The Cons
Round 18 Score: 1957 (2 donuts)
League/Eliminator Results:Win
Heroes of the round:Bartel,cornes,roughead,shaw,cox,stokes,pav
Villians of the round:goddard,murphy
On the Chopping Block:chappy
Injury/Suspension woes:chappy
Trades Left:1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:2nd
Vent or Brag here:Albert Proud baby
whats wrong with Simmonds inj/susp?
and Hayes
YAY! it was edwards,glad i got sumthin right this weekend,collingwood lost,school lost,footy club…life is getting worse each day
Team Name: D-funk’d
Round 18 Score: 1,859 (3 Zero’s)
League/Eliminator Results: Won League Match-up.
Heroes of the round: Corey (Skipper), Stevo, Buddy, Stokessss.
Villians of the round: Black, Bock Dog, Goddard.
On the Chopping Block: Still got to trade Birdman & White.
Injury/Suspension woes: Possibly Milburn for that tackle.
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: Third or Fourth.
Vent or Brag here: Hope to finish fourth cause the top team is absolutely gutted with injuries and no more trades left =]
Simmonds hurt his (already bad) knee in i think the last centre bounce of the game, he knocked it into ottens and then landed awkwardly and got up limping.
Team Name: The Dirt Italians
Round 18 Score: 1920
League/Eliminator Results: win
Heroes of the round: k.cornes, n.stevens, b.johnson, my entire backline
Villians of the round: pretty much everyone
On the Chopping Block: wellingham
Injury/Suspension woes: porpz, hoping burgoyne and goodes come back, plus milburn (heard he might get suspended)
Trades Left: _
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 5th
Vent or Brag here: huge underperformance this week, too many rookies on the ground. should get goodes and burgoyne back this week though, and i’m doing a couple of big trades for finals
Team Name:The FC
Round 18 Score: 1800 w/ 3 outs
League/Eliminator Results: 2 losses and a win
Heroes of the round: Buddy
Villians of the round: Capt JB
On the Chopping Block: none
Injury/Suspension woes: Come back Gablett!!!
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 5th/3rd/2nd in PDT
Vent or Brag here: At least I’m in finals this year…
ohh and hope the porpoise gets back up for next week, fck that steven browne biitch.
The Porsche will be fine i think, he was looking alright walking along the boundary.
Team name: The Triple Blues III
Round 18 score: 2082 (selwood/jon anthony came in)
League: Win
Heroes: Bartel, Gram, Stokes, McVeigh
Villians of the round: giansiracusa, jon anthony
chopping block: johncock
where on ladder should you finish: 5th or 6th.
injury suspension: johncock
trades left: 1
vent/brag: beat first, third, fourth and fifth this year. assisted thumper in making the 8 by beating 8th. 2 rounds ago thumper was 14th.
how much did warnie win by??
won by 66
hopefully enough!
Team Name:Legends
Round 18 Score: 2208
League/Eliminator Results:Win
Heroes of the round: captain Bartel,gram, shaw, stevo, corey, dalziel, mitchell, buddy
Villians of the round:goddard,rewoldt, simmonds, symes
On the Chopping Block:
Injury/Suspension woes:
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:5th
Vent or Brag here: best score of the year.
Team Name: Spider Pigs
Round 18 Score: 2001
League/Eliminator Results: WIN vs bottom of our ladder
Heroes of the round: Buddddwoood(C) Stevens Corey Kornes Urquhart Valenti
Villians of the round: Swan Symes Thornton King Medhurst Giasiracusa
On the Chopping Block: No trades to waste
Injury/Suspension woes: Simmonds (Kreuzer to cover I guess)
Trades Left: 1 (Palmer->Ablett i hope)
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st - 2 games clear
Vent or Brag here:
In general my backline and forward line failed miserably.
Buddy as captain saved me - took me to 2000.
I managed to avoid the shame of 1st losing to 16th. Phew!
I was hunted though - he used 2 trades to try to beat me.
@ Calvin
Excellent work on the captains!
a kid in my league paid off a no-hoper to make his team even worse so that the cheater could make finals and i would miss out by percentage. not happy
Team Name: Marty’s Party
Round 18 Score: 2187 (1 donut - chappy)
League/Eliminator Results: win, win, win
Heroes of the round: Bartel, Franklin, corey, LLoyd, Roughy, Cornes, tThompson, Stevens, Didak, Johnson,
Villians of the round: bock, swan, kennelly again.riewoldt,
On the Chopping Block:no one
Injury/Suspension woes:chappy still.
Trades Left:0
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:8th
Vent or Brag here: was am ust win game to stay in the finals and coming into them with some awesome form with others starting to drop away.
also, strolled into the tab today and put $5 on josh carr for first goal in the derby at 51/1. how ya going. a lovely $255 in my pocket.
Milburn may be in trouble because the Thomas one only really occured because his body weight was going over the top of Bassett. He could only be accused of pinning the arms. Milburn pins the arms and (seemingly) drives him head first in to the ground in a conscious movement. If they have been shown tapes, I reckon Milburn’s tackle will be exactly what they said not to do and he will be made an example of as a consequence.
Team Name: Palmer’s 18
Round 18 Score: 1991
League/Eliminator Results: Win
Heroes of the round: Buddy, Montagna, BJ, Birchall, Guerra, Dalziell
Villians of the round: Harry Taylor, Kennelly
On the Chopping Block: Ibbotson, Kennelly
Injury/Suspension woes: Kennelly seems to get battered and bruised every game, want Pburg and David Myers back next week.
Trades Left: 3
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1
Vent or Brag here: 1991 with one donut, lookout.
no israel
yer milburn sorta threw him but thomas was divin down wit basset unda him
wen do u reckon the whole fixtures 4 nxt week will b up by?
Idiots. so far the rules say a tackle is a tackle. the uproar is about the duty of care when pinning the arms. AFL would need to implement a new rule if the MRP want to start rubbing out people for doing this.
Team Name:Browndogs
Round 18 Score:2195
League/Eliminator Results:won
Heroes of the round:midfield scored 837!
Villians of the round:bob murpht
On the Chopping Block:aliparte
Injury/Suspension woes:none i know of but gablett back into killer mid next week
Trades Left:4
Where on your ladder you finish:proudly on top!
Vent or Brag here:
i reckon milburn=1 week
10 48
Team Name: Groves’ Gremlins
Round 18 Score: 2144
League/Eliminator Results: Win
Heroes of the round: Heater, Birch, RoK, BJ, Didak, Stevens, Corey, Kornes.
Villians of the round: Simmo, C Johnson, Marty, Porps :(, Swan, Hayes
On the Chopping Block: none
Injury/Suspension woes: Chappy, Porps, Hayes
Trades Left: 3
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 2nd/ 1st
Vent or Brag here: Monfries is the backline QB killer. He killed CJ’s hot form.
i am sure the warnedawgs got over the line due to the john kennedy like spray they got during the week!
Team Name: Loopy’s Legends

Round 18 Score: 2076
League/Eliminator Results: Got over the line in the last five mins of last game.
Heroes of the round: H. Shaw, Birchall, Bradshaw, Bartel, Stevens, Montagna, Cox, ROK, BJ, PROUD
Villians of the round: Aka, Embley, Simmonds, Judd
On the Chopping Block: None
Injury/Suspension woes: Porps, P. Burgers
Trades Left: 2. For injuries. Survive Porps
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st if current top team loses, otherwise 2nd.
Vent or Brag here: I’m gunning for back2back.
luckily i had a draw with the top team a few weeks ago,i made it in the 8 by half a game and my % will still be lower than 9ths…lucky
Team Name: Wootton’s Wonders
Round 18 Score: 1903
League/Eliminator Results: Won both league games easily
Heroes of the round: Jimmy B, Buddy, Stevo, Heater, Scott Selwood
Villians of the round: Heater (why can’t you do that every week ?), Wonny
On the Chopping Block: We’ll see who misses next week
Injury/Suspension woes: Ablett (will he ever come back ?),
Reimers, Kennedy, Thompson, Myers, Osborne
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 2nd in one league, 5th in the other
Vent or Brag here: Would have got an easier finals opponent if I’d lost !
Team Name: Coopers Pale Duds
Round 18 Score: 2134
League/Eliminator Results: won by 800/long gone
Heroes of the round: H.Shaw, Guerra, Corey, Kornes, Hodge, Franklin, B.Johnson, Deledio.
Villians of the round: None
On the Chopping Block: Goodes
Injury/Suspension woes: Goodes
Trades Left: 1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 2nd
Vent or Brag here: Top 1000 hopefully after this week, my midfield is shit, playing palmer, cotchin and eddy.
whats the 10 48 thing?
Team Name:
Round 18 Score: 1964
League/Eliminator Results: win vs 1700 pff
Heroes of the round: capt corey, cornes, brennan, bradshaw, didak, roughead, milburn
Villians of the round: morton, thornton, gablett
On the Chopping Block: morton, campbell
Injury/Suspension woes: gablett? goodwin?
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 4
Vent or Brag here: 1900+’s using all 3 crap emergencies
after adcocks pathetic 16,providing ablett comes back this week,should i keep valenti on field and adcock on bench or otha way round?
Team Name:ManBearPigs
Round 18 Score:2027
League/Eliminator Results:WIN, cemented no.4
Heroes of the round:JImmy, gram, stevo, BUDDY, j cozz
Villians of the round:drummond, hille sorta
On the Chopping Block:meh
Injury/Suspension woes:gotta offload playfair this week
Trades Left:4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:4
Vent or Brag here:8 games on the trot, 113% in tht stretch, i should add another 3 to the streak
Team Name: bezza.saints
Round 18 Score: 1986
League/Eliminator Results: Out of eliminator ages ago but doing well in my leagues.
Heroes of the round: Stevens, Corey, Cornes, Deledio, Roughead, Shaw
Villians of the round: Bock, Simmonds, Medhurst, Armfield
On the Chopping Block: Not sure.
Injury/Suspension woes: Porpz.
Trades Left: 3
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 1st, 5th, 1st
Vent or Brag here: 1st in two leagues! i won’t win the finals though.
Team Name: PlayStr8
Round 18 Score: 141 not out
League/Eliminator Results:
Heroes of the round: the cover drive, and the on drive
Villians of the round: flick off the pads, i needed to play abit striaghter
On the Chopping Block: my pull shot
Injury/Suspension woes: the bowling machine
Trades Left: ??? more like how many hundreds left
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: im ranked fourth in oz for the playing straight ladder and number one for watching the ball.
Vent or Brag here:
Watch out for October and revo’s is currently out of business because i have been going there to many times.
Team Name:pupwizwhiteystats
Round 18 Score:2,104
gods of the round:BUDDDYYYY and Stevo
spuds of the round: Griffen and Gia
On the Chopping Block: Jake King, give me someting
Injury/Suspension woes: Lenny?
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:4th or 5th, had a .05 percentage gap on 5th
Vent or Brag here:not a bad round from the backs including heath
Team Name: Calvinator
Round 18 Score: haven’t looked
League/Eliminator Results: Loss no doubt
Why am I even doing this?
Well done Jonno on getting back in it boss! Great score.
Good win Warnie!
Thanks Kane, Cory, Bartel and Buddwood for making my captain selections good. J.B was ok for his 90. I had Kane locked in… Changed it to Buddy… and then changed it at the last moment to J.B ha ha - fuck me!
Team Name: CRASSSSSSSSHHHHH
Round 18 Score: 347* over night
League/Eliminator Results: hit them for numerous boudaries
Heroes of the round: the viper
villains: the fuken bowlers mate
On the boundary: all 11 fielders mate im fuken creaming it today
Injury/Suspension woes: hirshy………he was silly enough to be operating the bowling machine so he sought of deserved it
Hundreds Left: i can only count up to 400
What is your favourite shot: fuken on drive mate what else
Vent or Brag here: should be getting my first 500 of my career
did i forget to tell u to play straight and watch the fuking ball?
Team Name: Colemans Crusaders
Round 18 Score: 1103
League/Eliminator Results: won by 250 got a guranteed top 4 spot
Heroes of the round: kirk and my captain nathan ablett
villains: duddy, weak arse shit
Injury/Suspension woes: yer just found out leuenberger is out for the season
Trades left: 12
Vent or Brag here: got over 1000 for the 2nd time this year
whos duddy
what team does he play for
Team Name: Nick’s Neville’s
Round 18 Score: 2112
League/Eliminator Results: WIN/out
Heroes of the round: HShaw, Guerra, Milburn, Bradshaw, Stevens, Deledio, Cox, Buddy(C), Monfries, Didak, Pav, JBrown, Valenti
Villians of the round: Juddy, SBlack, Simmonds, Gia
On the Chopping Block: Not sure…
Injury/Suspension woes: Still need to trade Birdman - Richo’s “low” score this wknd (with a high BE) should allow me to get him this wk.
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 2nd
Vent or Brag here: i was 3rd and played against 2nd this wk. if i lost i was gonna drop to 5th. but i won and stole 2nd spot. very happy.
with my 2 trades left i’m thinking birdman to richo and if i have the cash, upgrade a mid.
Team Name: Scotch First XI
Round 18 Score: 9/612
League/Eliminator Results: we beet trinity
Heroes of the round: S.D’Orsogna(311*), M.Clements(90, shoodve gone on) and G. King(103)
Villians of the round: W. Bosisto
On the Chopping Block: M. Goyder (hes not watching the ball)
Injury/Suspension woes: mmmmm let me seeeee… the bowling machine and a few of our bowlers. Dorsogna is going to be suspened for injurying all of them
Trades Left:
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: It depends on how straight we play and how closly we watch the ball
Vent or Brag here: Not much to brag about we had bloody king and clements who didnt go on bloody bosisto, mat, play straight, he got another 30.
Team Name:Tally Wackers
Round 18 Score:2321
League/Eliminator Results:still running strong
Heroes of the round:bartel/franklin/ gram/ deledis/ lyllod mcmanARSE, WHEATLY
Villians of the round:kane cornes, only go t130 for, expect 135 for my team
On the Chopping Block:no one, team so good
Injury/Suspension woes:no, i have a team of tanks, like delids
Trades Left:4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:1st, im in a shit league esspcially, the ladsy crew, dik kikiers, hugos hack and the dream 18, shit teams
Vent or Brag here:still in eliminator, top 10 , hoping to get the car, dont need it though, iv won it for 3 yrs in a row
duddy is a star midfielder for the haileybury 10 Z’s
geelong have been looking at him
very famous
calvin is on phub.com, and redd’as, sheila in the kitchen and pstar rides and rubbs footlong sub- extra amyo please and toasted
@ Jackson
WTF
got 3 teams (2 extra’s just cuz i was bored).
all scored over 2000. and one score 2227. my highest score this year, so good time to be hitting form. had bartel captain for them all. thier all top of the ladder.. umm, what else..
oh yeah. dalziell is a fucking gun!
Team Name: Slats 4 Prez
Round 18 Score: 2028
League/Eliminator Results: Win
Heroes of the round: Kornes, Heata, Stevo, Buddy, Deledio, Milburn, Cox, BJ, Pavlova
Villians of the round: Black, Judd, Fraser, Murphy, Gilbee
On the Chopping Block: Myers, Fraser, Palmer/Judd
Injury/Suspension woes: Fraser, Myers, Head, Tippet
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: First
Vent or Brag here: Won my last 10 after starting season shite!
Team Name:Masten FC
Round 18 Score:2018
League/Eliminator Results: WIN
Heroes of the round: Franklin, Corey, Roughead, Daizell
Villians of the round: Simon Black, GET A FUCKING KICK
On the Chopping Block:SIMON BLACK out, in Kane Cornes or Scotty T
Injury/Suspension woes: Osbourne, hows ya arse?
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:4th
Vent or Brag here: Only person in league to have Daizell fucking gun..up 85k simply uncanny
Team Name: AHS BACK TO BACK CHAMPS
Round 18 Score: 1954
League/Eliminator Results: out 1st round
Heroes of the round: Bartel Captain
Villians of the round: Johncock, Goodes and Chapman for not playing
On the Chopping Block: no-one
Injury/Suspension woes: im in england so i’ll be waiting for the teams….
Trades Left: 2
Where on your ladder you finished: 2nd/6th/1st
Vent or Brag here: pretty happy with 1954 considering i had Beau Wilkes score 40 replacing Johncocks usual 80, aswell as Armifield coming in for goodseys 75+ and Jetta stepping in with 33 for chappy’s normal 100…hopefully with those 3 returning i can get back to 2100ish
ALSO = i think this is pretty amazing. my overall rank was 6799 last week. after scoring 1954 this week and getting a weekly average of 19000 odd…..MY OVERALL DIDNT BUDGE! STILL 6799! except for people in the top 10 or so. i think it must be pretty rare to not budge in the area im in, wer its so close.
Team Name:golden solders
Round 18 Score:1997
League/Eliminator Results:lost
Heroes of the round:corey, deledio, mitchell, buddy
Villians of the round:marc murphy, gilbee, mcload
On the Chopping Block:palmer
Injury/Suspension woes:
Trades Left:1
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:3rd
Vent or Brag here:i lost by 3 points but i should have him in the finals for a re-match
Hahaha i beat Warnie, i got huge bragging rights this week at school. Is
Warnie actually “pro”?
Team Name:Whitey’s Wizards
Round 18 Score:2081
League/Eliminator Results:Easy win
Heroes of the round:Shaw, Roughead, Jim Bartel, Kane, Scotty T, Stevens, Buddy and O’Keefe
Villians of the round:Nath Brown pulling out and Wona!
On the Chopping Block:None
Injury/Suspension woes:Heath Shaw drink driving
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:I finshed 5th
Vent or Brag here:Dissapointed finished out of the 4 by 0.7%. Tough match this week!
Cryptic Kangas
1926 (still with a donut up back and Wonnamirri on the field, still with Steven “28″ Browne subbing for Ablett, and JB as my substandard captain choice… should have stuck with Luke Hodge an extra week!).
At least not as bad as the past 2 weeks. Will possibly be back to full strength this week and may use my last trade (although since I don’t have a second trade to cash a cash cow, it would have to be sideways instead of an upgrade, so annoying!).
All those weeks around 500 nationally, and now my national ranking is only 2126. INJURIES!!!!!!
Heroes: Buddy! Fat Stevo! Hodgy! Roughy! Drunken Heater! Scotty T! Johnno! McLeod for his first acceptable score in about 3 months! Cox, Pav and Bradshaw not terrible. Captain JB barely OK.
Villains: Everyone who got injured. Wonna. Browne. Sandilands. Nicky R. Medhurst.
Team Name: The mustangs
Round 18 Score: 2157
League/Eliminator Results: won/out
Heroes of the round: Albie Proud, Bartel, Dalziell, ROUGHY!
Villians of the round: Symes, goddard, all my saints
On the Chopping Block: Burton
Injury/Suspension woes: Burton, Chappy, Goddard, Simmo,
Trades Left: 4
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: 2nd
Vent or Brag here: rematch of the cfl’s 06 grandfinal this week in the second qualifying. The stangers need johncock to continue playing for the port magpies and milburn to get 6 weeks for that tackle.
Team Name: the wong bows
Score:1660
League/Eliminator: won - out
You blokes are legends: moran bartel corey franklin
Thanks for doing your job: moran
On the Chopping Block: richo goodwin medhurst
Injury/Suspension worries: ablett richo maybe
Vent/Brag here: im officially shit
Team Name: howie macs durable team
Round 18 Score: 348
League/Eliminator Results: lost by 1800
Heroes of the round: bartel as skipper (288), grundy (60)
Villians of the round: all my injured blokes
On the Chopping Block: i wish i could have another twenty trades for finals!
Injury/Suspension woes: myers, birdman, mcdonald (lions), luenburger, jeff white, mark mcveigh, neagle, hayden, ablett, wojinski, chapman, osbourne, mclean, tredrea, c. cornes, polak, hughes, hudghton, malceski, goodes,
Trades Left: 0
Where on your ladder *should* you finish: have finished 1st
Vent or Brag here: its a bit hard when your entire team decides to be soft pricks and get injured! lucky i chose bartel skipper otherwise i wouldnt have reached the 300 mark!
lad, you’ve gotta be pulling the piss…
Team Name:Stews Ledgends
Round 18 Score:1370
League/Eliminator Results:Win, again
Heroes of the round:all of them, great team effort
Villians of the round:none, appart from juddy
On the Chopping Block:shaw and didak lol
Injury/Suspension woes:shaw and didak and porps
Trades Left:2
Where on your ladder *should* you finish:1st by a mile
Vent or Brag here:Im ranked No 62 in AUS
big news with shaw out so i have to trade him, so newman bradshaw or welsh?