Jul
27th
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Posted by Warnie
Woah… what a big weekend! Hope you were in the 2000 club!
There is one bloke who will never get a gig in many a DT ever again… Heath Shaw! What a useless prick! Can’t handle a tag? Bloody hell… he is a disgrace! If I had a trade he would be out of my side - and at this rate, you’d be lucky to even get Paddy Ryder for him.
So anyway… you know the drill! Copy and paste the following into the comments and let us know all about your DT weekend!
Team Name:
Score:
League/Eliminator:
The Good Guys:
The Bad Guys:
On the Chopping Block:
Injury/Suspension worries:
Vent/Brag here:
Team Name: Warne Dawgs
Score: 2062
League/Eliminator: 200pt win! Woohoo.. into the 8!
The Good Guys: Mattner, Corey, Kornes, Simmo, Sandy, Voldt, Porpz, Valenti
The Bad Guys: Guerra, Shaw, Cooney!
On the Chopping Block: Only one trade left!
Injury/Suspension worries: Chapman…
Vent/Brag here: Woooooooooooo… the final 8 dream is alive!
Team Name: Team Morts
Score: 1725
League/Eliminator: Won some lost others
The Good Guys: Nobody
The Bad Guys: Everybody, expecially Pavlich for making emergency Tippett stepping in. Lucas and Shaw
On the Chopping Block: Everybody
Injury/Suspension worries: Salopek
Vent/Brag here: Worst score this year
Team Name: D-Lab
Score: 1965 (3 down)
League: Important win for a top 4 spot
The good guys: Corey (c), Bartel, Goddard, Mitchell, Hayes, Simmonds, Riewoldt, Cox, Valenti
The bad guys: Burgoyne you knob and King for not getting selected, Shaw you ass hat! Didak
Chopping block: None
Injury/suspension worries: Didak, Pavlich, Cox
Vent/Brag: Stoked with the high score given the 3 zeroes, Pav pulled out and 28 from Shaw. Everyone playing mostly pulled their weight. King and Burgoyne, step up you pricks!
Team Name: BrayDog
Score: 1850
League/Eliminator: WINNER. INTO THE 8!
The Good Guys: Bartel.
The Bad Guys: Shaw.
On the Chopping Block: Stiffy.
Injury/Suspension worries: Stiff, Milburn, Pav.
Vent/Brag here: INTO THE EIGHT, FINALLY. Am sitting on top of the ranking point ladder, though.
Team: Reynolds Rampage
Score: 1917 with 20 players
League/Eliminator: all wins
The Good Guys: simmonds, murphy, cox, mitchell
The Bad Guys: SHAW
On the Chopping Block:
Injury/Suspension worries: johncock, milburn,
Vent/Brag here: i broke my run of 7 straight 2,000’s but thats what u get when milburn and johncock dont play.
Team Name: Mark.Kick.Goal.12
Score: 2116 including a zero.
League: Wins.
The Good Guys: Bowden, Goddard, Bartel, Corey (c), Kane, Simmonds, Cox, Riewoldt, Deledio
The Bad Guys: SHAW, Milburn, Pavlich, S.Thompson, P.Burgoyne
On the Chopping Block: No-one
Injury/Suspension worries: Milburn, Pavlich, P. Burgoyne, Chapman, Cox
Vent/Brag here: Ranked 114. Hopefully top 100 now!!
Score:2039
League/Eliminator:won all 3 leagues…yay!
The Good Guys:Ellis,Corey,Judd,Palmer,Valenti,Simmonds,O’Keefe,Riewoldt(c),Fev,Cloke
The Bad Guys:heater,adcock….MICHAEL GARDINER WTF???IM AN IDIOT 4 HAVIN U
On the Chopping Block:heater,adcock,gardiner
Injury/Suspension worries:Palmer???looked alright tho
Vent/Brag here:FINALLY CRACKED 2000!!ive scored between 1950-1999 6 TIMES!bout time i got 2000
Team Name: Bossted Roosters
Score: 2022
League/Eliminator: 3 Wins / Out
The Good Guys: Bartel, Corey, Mitchell, Ellis, Symes, Goddard, Porplyzia, Cox, Simmonds, Deledio, Riewoldt, N.Stevens, J.Brown, Franklin, Valenti.
The Bad Guys: Priddis, Heath Shaw, Didak, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw, Priddis, Heath Shaw.
On the Chopping Block: Priddis, Heath Shaw, King.
Injury/Suspension worries: Pav, Didak, Porps.
Vent/Brag here: I beat Chopper. I hate King, Priddis and Shaw. I hate Milburn and Pav being late withdrawals. I love Porps. I got banned from FanFooty chat.
whats wrong with pav? i have been out all day so i wouldnt have a clue
Team Name: Get There
Score: 2019, including a zero (0)
League: Wins.
The Good Guys: lot of em
The Bad Guys: SHAW, Milburn, Pavlich,gram, mcmahon
On the Chopping Block: Gram, chapman
Injury/Suspension worries: Milburn, Pavlich, Chapman
Vent/Brag here: Ranked 129. prolly gonna drop spots. fucken pavlich and milburn serious.
Team Name: Fairley’s Force
Score: 1859
League/Eliminator: League W/Eliminator Out
The Good Guys: Goddard, Gilbee, Bartel, Hodge, Swan, Ball, Sandilands, Cox, O’keefe, Deledio, Brown, Franklin, Murphy
The Bad Guys: Guerra, S Selwood, SHAW, Thompson, Cotchin, Didak… PAVLICH JOHNCOCK MILBURN CHAD ABLETT
On the Chopping Block: No fucking trades left
Injury/Suspension worries: Didak
Vent/Brag here: Played with two men down, fucking spewing. Milburn and Pavlich late outs motherfuckers.
score:1830
the good guys:richo,juddy,brown,mattner,corey
the bad: heater(piss weak),pav,tippet
chopping block: about 8 cunts.(if only had enough trades)
injury/susp:lucas,pav,johncock
two dounuts fucking killed me, still winning my leage but!!
Team Name: Statutory Ape
Score: 2082
League/Eliminator: Win/ N/A
The Good Guys: Mackie, Goddard, Murphy, Hodge, Simmonds, Cox, R.O’Keefe, Richo, N.Riewoldt (c)
The Bad Guys: H.Shaw, Priddis
On the Chopping Block: N/A
Injury/Suspension worries: Hopefully Pavlich pulls up for next week!
How bad was Salopek? Didn’t see the game
Team Name:Reggies
Score:2015
League/Eliminator:won league
The Good Guys:Reiwoldt, bartel, cornes, sandilands, cox, s fisher, buddy
The Bad Guys:newman, dickhead shaw, power, black, didak
On the Chopping Block:
Injury/Suspension worries:pav, josh kennedy, p burg
Vent/Brag here:FUCK YOU HEATH SHAW!!
pav had a jarred knee apparently
Team Name: Domination Nation
Score: 1,991
League/Eliminator: Won three games/ out of the eliminator
The Good Guys: Bartel, Kornes, Fev, Porpz, Cox, PALMER :-), Mattner
The Bad Guys: Heath ‘Dr Jekyll’ Shaw, J. McMahon,
On the Chopping Block: No-one - don’t have the luxury of trades to chop anyone!
Injury/Suspension worries: Porpz.
Vent/Brag here: Won all three league games, and the ‘Who Cares’ Cup in PDT.
Team Name: Loopy’s Legends
Score: 1947
League/Eliminator: Win! Into Second hopefully.
The Good Guys: Mackie, Bartel, Cox, O’Keefe, Judd, Simmonds
The Bad Guys: Aka, Pav, P. Burgers, Priddis, Shaw
On the Chopping Block: Can’t wast trades now no matter how much I despise H. Shaw.
Injury/Suspension worries: Always Porps.
Vent/Brag here: P. Burgers come back quick.
Team Name:Blue Kangaroos
Score:1999 (FAR OUT)
League/Eliminator:Beat Super Saints!!!!!!!
The Good Guys: S.Fisher, Makie, Bartel, Caption Cox,RICHARDSON and Riewolt
The Bad Guys:Pavlich, H.SHaw, Hansen, Cotchin and Didak.
On the Chopping Block:Shaw and Didak
Injury/Suspension worries:Didak
Vent/Brag here:had to cop a zero but still 1999 aleast i could have gotten 1 more point.
Team Name:Detective Scrotes
Score:1719
League/Eliminator:lost both, but hopefully top 2 still
The Good Guys:kornes, fev, n.brown, simmonds, mackie, mitchell, stevens, valenti, cox
The Bad Guys:shaw, thomas, s.thompson, birchal
On the Chopping Block:with 2 trades left.. no one
Injury/Suspension worries:chapman
Vent/Brag here:4 zeros this week hurt- wheatley, king, purgoyne and gablett.. hopefully all back for finals cos all my emergency are dropped as well, shaw is a piece of shit
Team Name: Ontopoftheterrier
Score: Dont know cause the stupid website has too much traffic and even with Broadband 2 I cant access it!!
League/Eliminator: Gone long time ago
The Good Guys: Midfield and Backline - Hayes, Foley, Corey, Hodge, Mitchell, Drummond, Mackie, Symes.
The Bad Guys: Johncock and Pav. Not only is H Shaw a muppet - but I traded Porps for Aker thinking this guy is on a roll. Someone tell that arrogant prick to pull his finger out!!
On the Chopping Block: Kennedy or Morton if they cant get another game.
Injury/Suspension worries: Chapman
Vent/Brag here: Aker is a tool.
Team Name: Groves’ Gremlins
Score: 2065 with a 0
League/Eliminator: wins
The Good Guys: Mackie, CJ, Mattner, Corey, Kornes, Hayes, Cox, Simmo, RoK
The Bad Guys: Didak (rubbish since I got him last week), Shaw, Bradshaw, Chappy (why get injured when you’re on track from 140?)
On the Chopping Block: Shaw, Bradshaw
Injury/Suspension worries: Chappy
Vent/Brag here: 6:50pm on a Friday night I trade Wonaeamirri for Milburn. 7:01 on a Friday night I look at the AFL website to see that Milburn is out… GAY!!! Chris Johnstone has been on my radar since he came back into the Melbourne side and scored 70, with I had the nuts to pick him then when he was 270k instead of this week when he was 330k.
1808
Hope:
Macdonald
Johncock
Pavlich
Ablett
come back this week.
Chappy only to miss 1 hopefully.
Team Name: drillatiOn5
Score: 2228
League/Eliminator: forgotten about that
The Good Guys: bartel, simmonds, q lynch
The Bad Guys: h shaw, guerra, nick lower got his average so cant include him..
On the Chopping Block: one trade?? ha
Injury/Suspension worries:
Vent/Brag here: highest score for the year! 2300 would of won the weekly prize ?? anyone agree?
Team Name: Thumper
Score: 2233
League: Win by 500
Good guys: O’keefe, Bartel, Corey, Kornes, Simmo
The Bad Guys: SHAW
On the Chopping block: SHAW
Vent/Brag here: 16 guys over 90, lowest forward was rioli who got 91
O’keefe, Bartel, Corey, Kornes, Wiggins, Waite, Mattner, Simmo, Lloyd, Lynch, Sandilands, Stevens, J.B, Steve Johnson, Swan
Biggest week for me ever!!!
Team Name: September Bound
Score: 1865
League/Eliminator: Won league/Out ages ago
The Good Guys: Simmonds, Riewoldt, Parmer and Porps
The Bad Guys: Aker, Guerra and Bock
On the Chopping Block: Guerra
Injury/Suspension worries: Green, Porps, Wona, Salopek, Palmer, Milburn and Butler
Vent/Brag here: Good on ya Porps and Palmer not only did u cover for 2 potential donuts u guys scored awesome. Plz no more injuries for 5 more weeks
Team Name: Crouching Tiger
Score: 1953
League/Eliminator: Amazingly, 3 wins
The Good Guys: Corey, Simmonds, Deledio
The Bad Guys: Shaw, Priddis, Guerra
On the Chopping Block: Shaw!!!
Injury/Suspension worries: Chapman, Ablett,
Vent/Brag here:
Don’t think I’m likely to move up very far from 316th…
Team Name: joff’s Army
Score: Scared to look but somewhere around 1900
League/Eliminator: Loss will struggle to stay in the top 4
The Good Guys: Bartel, Rooey, Cox Simmonds n Brown, J brown Delideo
The Bad Guys: everyone else in my team
On the Chopping Block: SHAW!!!!!!
Injury/Suspension worries: Cox Chapman Chad Myers King Milburn Porpy Pav
Vent/Brag here: had 2 out hopefully both back this week
Team Name: Juggernauts
Score: 1947
League/Eliminator: 1 win/2 losses
The Good Guys: Roo, bartel, simmonds, porpz
The Bad Guys: shaw, goodes, pav, milburn, didak
On the Chopping Block: goodes
Injury/Suspension worries: didak, pavlich, milburn
Vent/Brag here: cya later top 500, was 448 - first time i will leave the 500 club.
Team Name: Galaticos
Score: 2078
League: Stroring into the 8 this week
The Good Guys: Bartel
The Bad Guys: Osbourne, Roughead
On the Chopping Block: No trades left
Injury/Suspension worries: Pav
Vent/Brag here: Pav do I need to say anymore #@!#!@#
Team Name: thebigcheese
Score: 2051 with a zero.
League/Eliminator: beat tits magee and snuck into top 3!
The Good Guys: Bartel, Stokes, Mattner, Boomer, THE VOLT, Buddy, Brown and Palmer.
The Bad Guys: Osbourne, Meckinley or how ever you spell it, Cotch Dog, HEATH FUCKING SHAW, Charman and Roughy
On the Chopping Block: Shaw, Osbourne.
Injury/Suspension worries: none as yet.
Vent/Brag here: I’ve been giving that little mole Heath Shaw one extra chance every week. I’ve been waiting for him to play a good game AND HE NEVER HAS. but i bet if i get rid of him he’ll score 200.
Team Name: rejects
Score: 1777 (worst score of the year)
League: Won by a couple hundred points
The Good Guys: Coxy, Jimmy!, Browndawg, Goddard, Kornes!, Mitchell, Sandipants, Stevie J, Fevgola, Buddy
The Bad Guys: Shaw!! Pav! Stiffy! Milburn! Houlihan! didak
On the Chopping Block: SHAW, SHAW and HEATH FUCKING SHAW!!
Injury/Suspension worries: don’t care, figure that out later
Vent/Brag here: 4 late withdrawels, but still top of the table. luckily i played a dud and won by 500 odd points
Team Name: FKCWOOD
Score: 1934
League: Win
The Good Guys: Bartel, Goodwin, Coxy, Goddard, Hayes, K. Cornes, Boyd, Judd, Brown, lloyd, Buddy
The Bad Guys: Heath, Priddis, Fletcher, Pavalenko, Milburn, Johncock
On the Chopping Block: no-one atm (gotta save trades), but shaw is pushing shit up hill to be in the side next year
Injury/Suspension worries: milburn, pavlich, chapman and maybe others, but dunno
Vent/Brag here: played the guy who’s top of the table by one win, and beat him, so now (hopefully) im in front on % (i was before the game)
Team Name: The Chirpster
Score: 1987
League/Eliminator: Won, pretty much consolidated top spot now.
The Good Guys: Fisher, Bartel, Mitchell, Murphy, Fevola, Riewoldt, Simmonds, Cox
The Bad Guys: Shaw, Newman, Thomas, S Thompson
On the Chopping Block: Shaw but probably wont trade him
Injury/Suspension worries: Pavlich, Playfair
Vent/Brag here: Was having a great week until PAvlich was a late withdrawal. That mean Playfair took over as emergency who actually got injured aswell so only got like 19 points from him. Cost me 2000+ points.
oh yeah. and my opponants captain was chris tarrent. hahahahahahaha
my gf’s team…
Team Name:COLLINGW08D…i no,not gonna happen
Score:2096 with 2 zeros
League/Eliminator:won by 800
The Good Guys:Corey,Cornes,Mitchell,Cox,Sandilands,O’Keefe,Riewoldt,Fevola
The Bad Guys:PAV,MILBURN,JOHNCOCK,Guerra
On the Chopping Block:Guerra
Injury/Suspension worries:none,unless pav is
Vent/Brag here:I love having a gf who loves afl n DT,but I HATE IT WEN SHE BEATS MY SCORE!(2039)
Team Name:Masten FC
Score: 1878
League/Eliminator:
The Good Guys:Daizell, Cox, Corey, Cyril, Palmer, Murphy, Johnson, Brown, Fisher, Mattner
The Bad Guys:
On the Chopping Block: Heath Shaw u fucking twat, learnt that kurt tippet is the worse emergency going round
Injury/Suspension worries: Pavlich how long?
Vent/Brag here: had 2 donuts and got decent score.
Team Name: Bowling Ball Nuts
Score: 2050
League: 1 point win. There are alot of plays in a match that can decide games, but I look to Bob Murphy’s last second mark, kick, goal in the 2nd Quarter as the winner.
The Good Guys: Bartel, Mattner,
The Bad Guys: Shaw
On the Chopping Block: Gram, Thompson
Injury/Suspension worries: Milburn, Pavlich, Chapman
Vent/Brag here: Can’t stand the bloke I beat by a point
Mark Harvey the stupid prick cost me 139pts with that Pav-Palmer move, If I had known I wouldve had Palmer in for Cotchin and Valenti in for Pavlich (didnt have him as emg coz i had to scramble to take Milburn out at 7pm friday). SHIT I HATE MARK HARVEY RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! if that ends up costing me a car i will hunt that bastard down.
Team Name: hotshots
Score: 2009
League/Eliminator: win league
The Good Guys: simmonds, corey, kornes, boomer and o’keefe
The Bad Guys: heath, s.thompson, j.morton/n.thompson - for getting dropped so i couldnt cover the pav! priks
On the Chopping Block: heath fuckin shaw
Injury/Suspension worries: pav cox
Vent/Brag here: im gonna win my league
H-E-A-T-H S-H-A-W I-S A P-O-O-F!
Team Name:scewpooch
Score:1737 - worst of the season
League/Eliminator: just won consolidating top 4
The Good Guys: ellis, cox, roo, budstar, kane, kelly, mattner, hodge,
The Bad Guys:SHAW, tippett, lucas,
On the Chopping Block:tippett, lucas
Injury/Suspension worries:pav, p burger, porps
Vent/Brag here:
Team Name: McLovin
Score: 2133
League/Eliminator: win/win
Team Name: TheRamiArmi
Score: fk i dono.. 1700?? T_T
League/Eliminator: lost…
The Good Guys: bartel and cox
The Bad Guys: everyone else
On the Chopping Block: shaw pendlebury (dont have much choice got like frekin 2 trades left)
Injury/Suspension worries: milburn gablett pavlich chapman
Vent/Brag here: Dt’s a bitch T_T 1700??? WHYYY
Here is a fun game that can help to ease the pain
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H eath
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Team Name: The Dirt Italians
Score: 1857 (2 donuts)
League/Eliminator: a very lucky league win
The Good Guys: k.cornes, simmonds, mackie, palmer, riewoldt yet again, valenti
The Bad Guys: h.shaw, goodes
On the Chopping Block: jake king finally leaves my team this week
Injury/Suspension worries: goodes, porpz, cox
Vent/Brag here: looking forward to my first full strength team in weeks and weeks (hopefully). at the moment i’m in a great position for the finals
Team Name: The FC
Score: 1792
League/Eliminator: DT Win x2/PDT Loss/Elim out Rd 9
The Good Guys: Deledio, Judd, Palmer
The Bad Guys: Pavlich, Ablett, Wonaeamirri, Hudghton
On the Chopping Block: None
Injury/Suspension worries: Ablett, Hudghton, Pavlich?
Vent/Brag here: Good to be playing finals, but I guess donuts will be a permanent fixture with the injuries I’ve got.
Team Name: Spazbot
Score: 2039
League/Eliminator: Win/out
The Good Guys: Cox, Bartel, O’Keefe, Fisher, Goddard, Sandilands
The Bad Guys: Shaw (I blame malthouse), Pav, Palmer sho wasnt sposed to play so cotchin had to play
On the Chopping Block: Shaw but dont wanna waste a trade
Injury/Suspension worries: none that im aware of
Vent/Brag here: Hitting some great form heading into finals with 4 outa 5 rounds over 2k
Team Name: G
Score: 1920
League/Eliminator: Won league by 800…
The Good Guys: Goddard, Cornes, Hayes, Judd, Simmonds, Riewoldt, ROK, Brown, Franklin, Rioli finally
The Bad Guys: McMahon, Newman, Gram, Shaw, Cotchin, Didak, Lucus
On the Chopping Block: Hopefully Rioli
Injury/Suspension worries: Didak, Lucus
Vent/Brag here: Not much to say when you win by 800. Top 4 is just about certain
Team Name: Hylander’s Hereos
Score: 1947 (2 Donuts)
League/Eliminator: win/out couple of weeks ago
The Good Guys: simmonds, corey, kornes, boomer, Goddard, Reivoldt, Cox
The Bad Guys: heath, milburn, Pavlich, King, Proud
On the Chopping Block: A good fucking chunk of my team if I had trades left.
Injury/Suspension worries: Pav, Milburn, Cox, Porp, Myers, Chapman
Vent/Brag here: Fuck this year, By finals it looks like i’ll b fielding 11 players if this trend continues.
Team Name:Blue Baggers
Score:2017
League/Eliminator:Won the league with win this week!!!!
The Good Guys:Bartel,Corey and Bowden
The Bad Guys:Shaw,Gram and Thomas
STIRLING FC
Score: 2121
League/Eliminator: WIN, WIN / OUT; back in the 80’s it feels like.
The Good Guys: Bartel, Corey, Mackie, Simmonds, Cloke & Deledio
COX IS THE MAN! I HAD CHILLS WHEN I SAW THE FOOTAGE OF HIM COMING OFF, LOOKED GONE FOR A LONG TIME AND IN AGONY ON THE BENCH. THE BIG MAN (serious man love here) DOES THE POST-MATCH INTERVIEW AND LAUGHS IT OFF. “JUST CRAMP……” I LOVE YOU BIG COX!
The Bad Guys: Shaw
On the Chopping Block: Agghhh, i wish…….
Injury/Suspension worries: Come back to me Chappy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vent/Brag here: Didik is in deep shit, jumper punch spells trouble at the tribunal, re: Kosi.
Team Name:BTO BOYZ LEGENDZ
Score:1790
League/Eliminator:won league by 20
The Good Guys:corey,cox,fisher,scotland,simmonds,rievoldt,n.g brown
The Bad Guys:shaw and the blokes who all scored 0
On the Chopping Block:-
Injury/Suspension worries:chapman,pav,wona,milburn
Vent/Brag here:milburn,wona,pav and cornes out with no replacement………should’ve gotten 2000+
Team Name: Lunchbox Junkies
Score: 1915 - with 2 donuts!
The Good Guys: Ellis (suprisingly large score)
The Bad Guys: Thompson
On the Chopping Block: Nil
Injury/Suspension worries: Chapman
Vent/Brag here: nice score with two zeros!
Team Name:doggggies
Score:1890
League/Eliminator:lost by 100
The Good Guys:fisher, bartel, corey, hayes, palmer, simmonds,cox, deledio, ellis, brown, franklin,goodwin
The Bad Guys: heath! didak, roughead
On the Chopping Block:palmer
Injury/Suspension worries:didak, cox
Vent/Brag here:still 2nd so cant complain.
Team Name:scooty puff jr
Score:1871
League/Eliminator:won both by about 400
The Good Guys:bartel,mackie,judd,palmer,okeefe,simmonds
The Bad Guys:tippet and useless HEATH SHAW
On the Chopping Block:not enough traeds left
Injury/Suspension worries:pav
Vent/Brag here: pav,ablett,j morton and thompson and only tippet replacing 1 of them
Team Name: The Wombats
Score:1816
League/Eliminator: Won one, lost one
The Good Guys: Rioli (emergency for Pav)
The Bad Guys: Didak, Gram
On the Chopping Block: Didak
Injury/Suspension worries: Chapman, Ablett, Kozi, Didak
Vent/Brag here: must win game this week for finals, 3 trades left, some moves to make to ensure a win
Team Name: HEVY.W8Z
Score: 2207
League/Eliminator: Won my league, lost elim ages ago.
The Good Guys: Bartel, Corey, Cornes, Riewoldt, Carrazzo, Mackie, Fisher, Simmo, Palmer
The Bad Guys: Shaw, Hansen
On the Chopping Block: no one
Injury/Suspension worries: no one
Vent/Brag here: My best week ever! its the first time i crack 2200
Team Name: The Executioner
Score: 1940 with a 0 and tippett in 4 pav
League/Eliminator: Won league.
The Good Guys: Bartel, Simmo, Mackie, Kornes, Rooey, Palmer
The Bad Guys: Heater, Pav, Dasher Milburn, Jordy Mac, Dids, Bockdog, Tippett (in for Pav)
On the Chopping Block: No one, only 3 trades left and 68k in the bank.
Injury/Suspension worries: Chappy, Didak, Dasher, Pav
Vent/Brag here: now top with highest points for and points against in league. still managed 1940 even though i had a shocker. probs gonna drop down from 239 overall. dam pav n dash
Team Name: Spider Pigs
Score: 1906
League/Eliminator: win
The Good Guys: Symes Urquhart Corey Kornes Palmer(!) Simmonds Cox Johnson Brown Medhurst Valenti
The Bad Guys: Shaw(!) King Pav Lucas(!) Tippett(!) Salopek (although he’s been good for me so i’ll give him a break)
On the Chopping Block: If I make the grand final with 1 trade left, Shaw is gone.
Injury/Suspension worries: Pav Cox Palmer King
Vent/Brag here:
Don’t really care about this league victory I’ve got top of league ladder sewn up
Picked up Lonergan for Cornes - had a hard time against the Hawks which is fair enough - but i’m thinking long term - in round 22 he’s playing the Eagles so hopefully he’ll get a bit more midfield delivery there…
p.s., Shaw you’re a turd - you were outscored by Nathan J Brown! Get a brain
Team Name: Ex-Cruciates
Score: 1336 (no - seriously)
League: Win (playing bottom side FORTUNATELY)
The Good Guys: Deledio; Simmo
The Bad Guys: The list manager; Captain Didak (WTF)
On the Chopping Block: Would be easier to ask who isn’t on the chopping block, but only have 2 trades left.
Injury/Suspension worries: Pav; Didak
Vent/Brag here: Sooooo lucky to be playing some joker’s Fremantle-only side this week. He hasn’t scored more than 1000 all season, but I only just f**king beat him!! So many injuries and exclusions that no number of trades could save me.
Team Name: Wootton’s Wonders
Score: 1598 (actually an improvement on last week)
League/Eliminator: lost both league games comfortably
The Good Guys: Bartel, Palmer, Dyson, Rioli, The Hoff, Scott Selwood (finally!)
The Bad Guys: Heater, Gardiner (5 points!!!), Heater, Tippett, Heater. And did I mention Heater ?
On the Chopping Block: The Chad, White, Heater
Injury/Suspension worries: Gablett, The Chad, Myers, Wonny
Vent/Brag here: What is it with defenders this year ?
Fukn Mr potato head.. his fucking everyone up!
Team Name: Cousins coke n Ice
Score: 2000 exactly
League/Eliminator: Win/Out
The Good Guys: Bowden, Richo, Mattner, Enright
The Bad Guys: One word….Shaw.
On the Chopping Block: One trade left…..Maybe shaw
Injury/Suspension worries: Big Cox
Vent/Brag here: On top of my ladder, looking forward to finals.
Team Name: The (FUCKING) ladsy crew
Score: 1903
League/Eliminator: won easily/ out this week
The Good Guys: STANTON DIDAK and all the other lads
The Bad Guys: N/A or tadgh fucking douche bag kennelly
On the Chopping Block: none except that fuckstick kennelly
Injury/Suspension worries: kennelly cos he’s just gay
Vent/Brag here: i have fucking kennelly but other than that i am just a general pooner and im top of the LADDER yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyzzz
Bozzy_lad u were out of elliminator at least 5 weeks ago u lyer ur team suks wang, didak got 70, and kennelly is probs the best in ur backline
Team Name: The Carrots
Score: 1816
League/Eliminator: Won League
The Good Guys: Corey, Fisher, Palmer, Valenti, Brown and Porplyzia (Not a big score but what a gun to put his hand up and play!)
The Bad Guys: Lucas, Shaw, Didak
On the Chopping Block: Shaw
Injury/Suspension worries: Didak, Lucas and all the chops who pulled out this week, Pav, Armfield. King and Ablett harden the fuck up!
Vent/Brag here: Just need to cruise through against a shit team this week without making a trade, hold second spot and hope my guys recover for the finals!
what’s wrong with Kennelly is he injured?
bozzy_lad why are you complaining about kennelly but you you have didak as one of the good guys he dogged it this week and might get suspended
@ Warnie
Good work on the win
wasn’t that guy ranked 10th?
Team Name: Slats 4 Prez
Score: 1838
League/Eliminator: Player bottom team and won by 1000!
The Good Guys: Kornes, Fisher, Palmer, Juddy, Cox, Deledio, Riewoldt, Stevo, JB
The Bad Guys: Heata, Newman, Power,
On the Chopping Block: Tredrea
Injury/Suspension worries: Pavlova, Milburn, Fraser, Tredrea, Myers
Vent/Brag here: Top of the ladder and on a 9 game streak!
Knocked out of Eliminator this week with my first -2000 score for 8wks (1965). It’s Dazzle vs. Marc (for Cotchin).
Team Name: DaneSwansStars_
Score: 1,846
League/Eliminator: Won by 69 :), a must win securing a place in the 8
The Good Guys: S. Fisher, Swan, Mitchell, Palmer, Sandilands, Deledio, S. Johnson, Stokes, T. Cloke and Wellingham (although 70s not all that good, he was covering for me :D)
The Bad Guys: Guerra, Nathan J Brown (covering Stiffy), R. Shaw, Lach Hansen (covering Morton)
On the Chopping Block: No trades left.
Injury/Suspension worries: Josh Kennedy.
Vent/Brag here: Well, 4 of my players got dropped this week (Johncock, Wonna, Bentick [whom I picked up and such a high price] and Morton) covering for me was Selwood, Nathan J Brown, Wellingham and Hansen). I still somehow came up with a reasonable score, though was very pissed prior to this week. Hopefully the above four all return this week.
Triple Blues
1868
Won by 28.
Good: Mackie Bartel Cox Stokes Rioli Kane Johnson
Bad Guys: The frikken backline Johncock Milburn
Chopping: Johncock if i can afford to trade
Injuries: Milburn, Stiffy, Pav
Vent/Brag: Beat 1st this week. Have beaten 2nd and 4th. Should be top 4 but only 6th.
( What the hell is wrong with the frikken backline! )
Ranked 29th in SuperCoach, cha ching! Haha.
Team Name: Gus’s Champions
Score: 1958
League/Eliminator: won all league games
The Good Guys: Goddard hayes deledio rooey cox simmo
The Bad Guys: goodes, heater. Fancy having 2 elite guys like that scoring under 30. what a joke
On the Chopping Block: Goodes, heater
Injury/Suspension worries:Chappy Pav king
Vent/Brag here: Kept my place in the top 1000, went up from 938 to 925 despite not cracking 2000 which was handy.
17-something. Slightly better than last week’s guff, even with a 99 this week from my captain (Hodge- gambled) compared to the 157 from Cox last week. Still too many donuts, too many average bench players having to be on the field, too many huge underperformers (HEATH SHAW) and not willing to use my last trade since none of the ones on the field seem permanent (just the ones on the bench). Spent almost the entire year on the fringe of the top 500 and at this rate I’ll be lucky to finish in the top 5000, I’m dropping 500 spots a week with this rubbish.
Team Name: Whitey’s Wizards
Score: 2037
League/Eliminator: Won by a mile!
The Good Guys: Bartel, Kane, Judd, Hayes, Cox, Simmonds, Nath Brown, Riewoldt, Richo, O’Keefe
The Bad Guys: Milburn!!!
On the Chopping Block: None
Injury/Suspension worries: None
Vent/Brag here: 2037 with one 0 pretty happy!!!
Apparently Shaw got a nasty kick in his vagina early in the game
Team Name:The Might Macs
Score: 1874
League/Eliminator:league 3rd won by 500ish (last team), eliminator out after 4 weeks
The Good Guys: cox, reiwoldt, Browny and pav
The Bad Guys: Bloody rob murphy
On the Chopping Block: Birchall, shaw
Injury/Suspension worries: didak, chapman
Vent/Brag here: have won 7 weeks in a row until 2 weeks ago top 2000 4 times in a row
Team Name: Knob Jockeys
Score: 1982
League/Eliminator: Won / Lost Elim - the dream is over
The Good Guys: Corey, Simmonds, Mackie, Cox, Reiwoldt, Mattner, Marc, Stevo, Hayes, T.Cloke
The Bad Guys: Shaw, S.Thompson,
On the Chopping Block: Stanton (time to cash in before he gets tagged again!)
Injury/Suspension worries: Pav, Milburn, Osborne
Vent/Brag here: Out of Elim and spent a few trades chasing it. On top of league. Time to focus on finals.
2107 shaw and goodes screwed me up
Team Name: SpeedMeades
Score: 2154
League/Eliminator: won / final 32
The Good Guys: O’Keefe, Captain Roo, Bartel, Bowden,
The Bad Guys: Shaw, BJ, Cross
On the Chopping Block: None, just need to upgrade Urquhart at some stage before/during finals
Injury/Suspension worries: Ablett, Macdonald, Pav, Milburn.
Vent/Brag here: Happy about eliminator. Final 32 looms. Looking at the $5k now!! Secured a top 4 finish in a league that’s ranked 22nd.
lol Macca if he gets dropped I’m gonna hate Malthouse almost as much as Mark Harvey. PUT HIM ON SOMEONE DANGEROUS 4 GODS SAKE! It worked on Brad Johnson I want 136 again!
Team Name: The FC
Score: 2241
League/Eliminator: important win in the context of my league.
The Good Guys: bartel, simmonds, richo, reivolt, welsh
The Bad Guys: shaw
On the Chopping Block: None
Injury/Suspension worries: chapman, johncock
Vent/Brag here: played with 21, but apart from shaw and chapman 83 was my worst score (valenti). Where was this form in the previous 15 or so weeks???
Team Name: neverpickadocker08
Score: 2021 (man down)
League/Eliminator: Win/Eliminated ages ago
The Good Guys: Sam Fisher, Mackie, Cox, Simmonds, Goodwin, Boomer, Hodge, Stevens, Mattner, Matthew Stokes, ROK, Deledio, JB, Rioli
The Bad Guys: Heath Shaw
On the Chopping Block: Trent Cotchin, my final upgrade for the season who’s peaked.
Injury/Suspension worries: Osborne and Johncock
Vent/Brag here: Won my league with a man down and got 2000. Curse Johncock for getting suspended and giving me a scare, I hope to see him back this weekend.
Team Name: Trotsy’s Terminators
Score: 1865
League/Eliminator: Lost by 100 points.
The Good Guys: Corey, Sammy Fisher, Mitchell, Sam Lonergan (Emergency)
The Bad Guys: Tippett!, Campbell, Dempster.
On the Chopping Block: Possibly old Wonaeamirri, need to win this week, so cant afford donuts.
Injury/Suspension worries: Didak?, Pav, Young.
Vent/Brag here: Need a win this week to secure 8th place leading into the finals.
Need advice on whether or not to use one or two of my 4 remaining trades to ensure i make the 8. Perhaps upgrade Lonergan to Bartel?
I am fairly sure old Johncock is indefinitly suspended for personal reasons?