Ok… I’ve had quite a few beers this arvo after work (yes, a dodgy time to be looking at DT and making trades when you’re half charged) and have just looked at the teams for this week… and also looked at some news and stuff. You know, the regular stuff you do! There has been more outs of our teams than ever before… more trades needing to be done - what the hell is an upgrade?! All it is is patching up our bloody sides!
So anyway… I get home to see that Jeff White has been f*cking dropped! Why?! Seriously?! Shit! And now I’ve heard from Channel Ten news that a regular walk up 100 point getting midfielder, Kane Cornes, will stay with his wife who has just popped out a nugget! What the hell!?! the DT gods are having a massive laugh at us this week and I’m not haaarrrppppyyyy! What the hell can you do?
If you don’t have problems this week, you have been kissed on the dick by the good luck DT fairy! F*ck me! Not cool… not fair… bring on DT 2009!
Alrighty… if you hear any more f*ckedness… then post it here in the comments!!
Kane! for fucks sake.
fuck the kid.
you can see him after you score me a ton.
godamn it
Cornes you are pi55 weak as hell!
im 2 short this week plus i hav 2 play wellingham and valenti on the field coz of fuckin judd n butler, im hoping 4 a miracle and john anthony will play 4 collingwood and will only make it 1 short but highly doubt that, cornes,judd,butler,armfield n gardiner hav fucked me up this week
Man I was actually looking at everything being covered this weekend.. but if Kane doesnt play, it will mean ill cop a doughnut now… although nothings reported and channel 10 generally know bugger all so im hoping its a stupid rumour
Got Jeff White, with Leuenberger and West on my bench. Do I take the zero or do I trade one of the guys on the bench for Renouf??? Is this going to a long spell in the reserves for Jeff??? Are they going to give Martin a few weeks to find his feeet??? I have 6 trades left…Help me out guys.
ive now lost both ruckman, lade and white, with only kruzer to cover…
ontop of that both kingy and macca are out of my backline
Im not just going to concede this round, ive few trades left and i need em for the finals
Kane is the nugget! What a homo! Suck it up and be a man you sissy!
Fellas, normally I am the first person on here mouthing off at players. Especially after a few beers.
Apparently Kanes baby is really really sick.
Tone down on the abuse. If it is as serious as I have heard then football, let alone DT pales into insignificance.
should i trade mcleod/chad 4 birchall leavin me wit just 3 trades???but save me from a zero
any thoughts would b gr8 as a need 2 make a decision
remove the not part…
I have to play Nathan J Brown.
Oh damn.
Thats his other kid……..
thats sick
You have to be joking! If Jeff and Kane dont play thats 4 donuts for me now and quickly rising. Only 3 trades left so I cant trade unless they are long term.
What a stupid game this DT is!
Fucked up week…
If Shaw misses, all DT hell will break lose i reckon…
Now i have to play Browne instead of getting Bartel coz i have to cover the loss of White…
Myers, Urquhart and Browne… do me proud
any thoughts on my last post???
yes, the photo was a googled “kane cornes baby” … so its not the new nugget! hopefully it will be ok!
i guess if his kids crook then i take back what i said.
i just realised my opponant has more players out than i do. so im somewhat fluking my way through this round.
(well.. i bloody better)
thank god valenti’s playing. missing two midfielder’s and heath now.
i hate DT at times like these
Daisy, IMO I’d take the zero cos Chad is back next round & should be back close to 100% fitness. Macca should be back too. One weeks pain vs a possibly a big loss if three long term injuries hit.
However I can’t say anything cos this round i’m not taking a zero unless heater drops out.
Kane is playing tomorrow. His wife gave birth to a baby boy this afternoon (another father son for us Port supporters) He will fly up to Darwin tomorrow morning.
damn it i have boak, salopek and jeff white
wtf lucky kruezer is still playin
yesterdays hearld sun has an artical on port and is said that they will gvie fabion delucla (howeva you spell it) 3 weeks to show what his got before considering putting lade back in
thats sucks, im gonna have to waste a trade on Lade now
i love it when gun players that i dont have are out!!!
makes me feel a little better about my injury worries
On Channel Ten News in adelaide just then they said Kane is going to fly over and could still play.
What?! Kane is back in again?! I just traded him out!
Just jokes.
Jase is right. Just said on Adelaide Ch10 news that Kane will fly up in the morning to play. i owe ya 1 Kornes!
Man I have Hayes, Salopek and Kornes. Was hoping I wouldn’t have to trade Salopek but I might have to now.
kane needs to go to the doctors to get a diagnosis for his ilness…………..i reckon some ‘harden the fuck up’ pills will do him some good
I hope u guys are right about him flying over. Already getting a zero because of Chad.
OMFG CORNES YOU PYSCO!!!
WTF!
You will forse me to cop a 0!!!!
Unless I trade out Armfield.
Dickshit
man what a great line Kane Cornes, will stay with his wife who has just popped out a nugget! love it. well think of the good news valenti is finally in the side.
wellingham vs sydney
or
stevie browne vs tiges?
Judd you are a fool
Oh!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Apparently Kornes is flying a late plane 2moz.
Thank shit for that!
I traded Chad for Guerra.
Had to.
Lucky Bradshaw is back.
Dal Santo returned for my SC.
Kane Cornes better play.
Wellingham could be dropped. (6th mid)
J White is out for my SC (no EMG’s)
And I got off lucky. lol
SERIOUSLY GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE KANE BABY THING. HE IS GONNA FLY OVER ON SATURDAY, JUST NOT WITH THE TEAM. STOP BEING SELFISH. ITS HIS FUCKING KID. AND WARNIE U SHOULD NOT OF EVEN POSTED THAT. U HAVE A SHIT TEAM ANYWAY AND IT WOULDNT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. I THINK THE BIRTH OF A CHILD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN DT POINTS. AND KANE IS GOING TO PLAY ANYWAY……….SO EVERYONE CAN SHUT THEIR FUCKING MOUTH
Calm down Jimmy Boy, all is forgiven Kane dog
JIMMY - MR CAPITALS MAN… I CAN BE THAT TOUGH TOO!! HAHA.. WANKER.. PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW THIS INFO… SO I/WE POST IT!!
I KNOW I HAVE A SHIT TEAM! IF I HAD AN AWESOME ONE - I WOULDN’T LET ANYONE KNOW NEWS SO I COULD WIN THIS FRIGGEN THING! YOU ARE A GOOSE… TAKE THIS SITE AND INFORMATION FOR WHAT IT IS!! THANKS FOR GIVING US ANOTHER HIT ON OUR SITE!
NOONE FROM DT TALK HAS EVER SAID THE BIRTH OF A CHILD IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN DT POINTS…
SO ANYWAY - I’VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH OF MY TIME.. I’M OFF TO DRINK MORE BEER!
jimmy ur an absolute tosser… please get a life if you don’t liek the news which is always witty and good for a laugh then PISS OFF BIG MAN…. Now your personality does reflect a footballer jimmy is aka CHAD CORNES (bum bum buuuum) well Chad just because its your brother and nephew IT IS SELFISH TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE MISSING A GAME just because ur soft…
WARNIIEEE
(said and acted in the “strauchniee” action)
good form.
I just traded Chad for Guerra. felt like i was putting down my fav pet. He’s been such a warrior for the ManBearPigs, and to do this was tough. I could have traded out Purgoyne but i was thinking that Chad has shelf potential with all his crooks, plus i need the money for next weeks trade, hopefully for the priz.
and i would just like to say i have a full squad playing and i could have covered chad but chose that i needed to win this weeks game:D
Good DTing to all of you this w/e
haha i was only typing capitals because i wanted to make sure everyone saw it. warnies off to drink more beer……what a great role model for his child. i can see why he didnt take the kane baby thing seriously. warnie make sure you thank me again for another hit…
My DT is way more important than a kid called Raphael!
can u just get of this site alltogether jimmy. i can tell jimmy is a father of 7. warnie gives up some of his time to post informative stuff so use the info and stop paying him and others out
Anyone know if Bartel is injured? looking to upgrade Palmer to Bartel Mitchell or Harvey..
my only promblem is judd wat the hell though he played on wat a soft cock he would have play if he was at the eagles
Lay off Judd the Dud, apparently he’s got broken ribs and a # cheekbone………
yer and soft cock eyetiss
ha i picked white being a late exlcusion
traded him for hille
Jimmy - You are being laughed at mate. Give it a rest. You might be confused but from what I understand Warnedawg doesn’t have a child, he’s a man chil but thats it!! Go easy Jimbob, we need to report news and we try to do it in an entertaining way. Peace brufa
jimmy get off the meth
Peace all
where the fuck is Ebert?
Just spent 20 mins reading everyones posts…..Jimmy is officially a wanker. Warne Dawg is on the money!
Jimmy, you need to stop watching Oprah so much.
Its all abit of humour. Course a kids more important to him but it really fucks us over on a already shit round. So of course we are going to take the piss out of him (let some of the frustration out).
And you saying drinking is bad if you have kids?
Get of it…
for those of you silly enough to make pav your captain this week, he’s been ruled out. broke his dick 15 mins ago
Fuck Cornes and his ugly kid. More importantly i heard a rumour that the mighty Fev may be out. Anyone heard anyhting?
lol……….barge that was funny. u scared the shit out of me though. i have the pavlova as captain
Lade and Mcleod out..
im good..
gonna get cox and birchall pussssss
FUCK! got nicoski, myers, wellingham, browne and kreuzer ALL playing this week 2 cover 5 donuts… lucky i got the backup i guess.. lol
carn rookies do me proud!!!
King is in for Thursfield, according to Triple M
It is said by someone on Fanfooty that Kornes hopped on a plane last night ?????
Anyone add to this ??
Sorry, they were saying that Monty said it..
u think u guys have it bad i have out this week mcloed, judd, white, butler and salopek and i only have 5 fkn trades left
Scored 130+ even though he was home with his kid, what a star.
a gunn indeed
have had him as my cap in DT for the last 2 years
Jimmy - you are a big sheila. Go rent a copy of what women want and pour yourself a chandy. Keep it up warnie
jimmy are u serious????!!!
u seriously think the birth of a child is more important than precious DT points?
ur messed up dude.. seriously