10 Reasons NOT to Get Buddy Franklin
- In his 1st NAB cup game Vs Sydney he had 0 goals, 5pts.
- He wears the number 23, which makes great athletes such as Jordan, LeBron, Dermott Bererton and Shane Warne very angry!
- When he kicks at goal, he only nails it 54% of the time.
- He’s $344,600 and you could buy a Marc or a Shawn Barginoyne instead.
- In his 2nd NAB cup game Vs Carlton he had just 7 touches.
- Lead the league in ‘07 for giving away the most free kicks.
- He has DT-Bipolar with scores from last year or 26,27 and 7 more under 65 and then scores of 136 and 115 – up and down and inconsistant.
- The word “Buddy” means, A good friend; a comrade – Buddy Franklin doesn’t have friends.
- In his 3rd NAB cup game Vs Adelaide he had another 7 touches and 4 frees against.
- Buddy’s great great uncle invented electricity and Buddy has never invented anything!
Hey….Buy him if you want, cause as JPK said he might get you 150 one week….but seriously (say this with a slow blink) …. Im after better value for my DT Dollars.
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that is the funniest thing i have ever read
wait till they move him onto the ball. they will play him in the same role as Adam Goodes. Yes he was shit at goal last year but in 06 he was more acurate than anyone else. No wait, his shit no one pick him.
I won’t be picking him – but at least compare his value against players in the same position you moron!
LOST – 1 sense of humour, if found please return to Rob.
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Mooney, Deledio, Cloke better options imo.
HATER!
That is funny as mate. my mate thinks the world of him so i told him to read and he agrees and i certanly do awesome thread mate.
Calvin you are sh*t. Buddy is sh*t. Just like me and you, Sammy Mitchell will carry Buddy to greatness. Mind you I only carried you to the middle of greatness cos your a heavy mother!!!!!
Well I hope everyone agrees with you cos I am gonna take a punt with him.. Hoping he will become more consistent this year and hopefully give away less frees with added maturity..
lol damnn i was gonna have buddy captain for round 1 cause there playing melbourne and he will probably have brad millar on him!!
I want buddys slong in my ass
Hey Hatevin,
Hows this decision not to get buddy working out for you? Warnie, if your reading this might be time to revisit Calvin’s Hating! He deserves a chop in my opinion.
Molly