Ok, Tit-ed is so bloody good at these, but he is busy playing in a touch final this arvo… so Roy and I will look at some of the dudes to keep an eye out for in tonight’s Hawks v Blues game.

Hawthorn

Grant Birchall - Big Birch cruises around the half back line and pushes up into the forward 50. Rarely seems directly opposed to a man. Maybe for a posession winning back, worth looking at for $343,300.

Brad Sewell - Now… apparently he is number 12, we are to see what tis bloke looks like… but word is that he’s not going to have the ugly ‘tagger’ role anymore! He’s a ball winner, so worth looking at!

Cyril Rioli - Cheap rookie, named as a forward. Keep an eye on time on the ball. He has covered a lot of ground in the games we have watched at York Park chasing the pill

Carlton

Shaun Hampson - He runs hard end to end. Capable of kicking a goal and being not much more expensive than Kruezer, could be the real Carlton ruck answer.

Darren Pfeiffer - Lead the Blues DT points last week. Watch game time, role and posessions. He is a cheap back, so could be a goodun.

Paul Bower - You can get him as a back but can play on a wing… watch this bloke!

Jason Saddington - Surely he won’t get a game for Carlton when he wont even make the extended interchange in an intra-club practice match of one of our teams. Don’t do your eyes an injustice by watching him!

Sorry for not being as informative or as funny as Tit-ed, but here are some blokes we think you should look at!