Jan
31st
Files under 2008 |
Posted by Roy
Keep your DT eyes off the duck Wayne Carey. His early NAB cup form leaves alot to be desired. Here is a quick statistical breakdown.
Smashing a glass in your hot girlfriends face: -3
Kicking a cop in the face: 3 (he does have a famous foot)
Punching a cop: 0 (he is lucky Shaq wasnt on duty. For those who dont know, Shaq, the 7 foot 150+ kg centre for the Miami Heat is some kind of rookie cop on miami beach. Shaq diesel wouldnt have put up with that shit)
Smashing his head against the window in the cop car: -3 (Get a grip man)
His sexy girlfriend has moved back home to Tassie about 5 mins from us: 12 (Thats equal to a mark, kick, goal in my eyes)
So Wayne wayne go away, kick a cop another day.
We will say hi to your GF for you.
“Thats equal to a mark, kick, goal in my eyes”
hehe, nice work Roy.
Ha - “So Wayne wayne go away, kick a cop another day” reminds me of the day when Wayne Arthurs went out on court ahead of injuryed Rafter in the Davis Cup final, “Wayne wayne go away” was definately the chant that day, HA HA!
At least Carey kicked a Cop and not his arse gettn kicked like old Wayneo that day
I like it rough… Wayne turns me on…